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  • #46
    That's what I said.

    Army will take anyone stupid enough to want to join.
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • #47
      Greek humour

      Q: How many Turks does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: Turks they are so dumb

      Q: How many Macedonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: Macedonia is not a country

      Q: How many Greek men does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A: That is women's work
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      • #48
        Originally posted by Kuciwalker View Post
        I'm think it's a family member, not RM himself who has cancer.

        http://blog.xkcd.com/2010/11/05/submarines/
        Yes, he's said it was in his family but there's been other indicators that it was actually him. He is, in fact, in his family.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #49
          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
          Q: How many Turks does it take to change a lightbulb?
          A: Turks they are so dumb

          Q: How many Macedonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
          A: Macedonia is not a country

          Q: How many Greek men does it take to change a lightbulb?
          A: That is women's work
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Asher View Post
            Yes, he's said it was in his family but there's been other indicators that it was actually him. He is, in fact, in his family.
            What were the other indicators? (genuinely interested, not trying to start an argument)
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • #51
              Originally posted by MikeH View Post
              What were the other indicators? (genuinely interested, not trying to start an argument)
              He's referred to the illness in the first person subsequent to that post. I don't have a link handy.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                Oh, I forget. You have no sense of humor.
                Humor? You think that comic strip was funny?

                I bet you show it to 100 people and less than 5 will laugh and two of those 5 will be laughing at how terrible the drawings are.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #53
                  Those "less than 5" will likely have the intelligence to understand what was being said.
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #54
                    Here you go Speer, this should be more your speed

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                      Those "less than 5" will likely have the intelligence to understand what was being said.
                      IT IS NOT FUNNY!!! FLAT OUT.

                      oh wait, you're the guy who busts a nut over Dane Cook.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #56
                        I despise Dane Cook. He's more your speed.

                        Not entirely sure how Dane Cook type humor equivocates to xkcd and strip about Plato's Cave.
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                          I despise Dane Cook. He's more your speed.

                          Not entirely sure how Dane Cook type humor equivocates to xkcd and strip about Plato's Cave.
                          It's about finding **** funny that just aint funny.
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #58
                            I'm sorry that the comic artist doesn't come from Philadelphia.
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #59
                              Alby, you're just disconnected form reality.

                              Dane Cook is simpleton humour, something you would like.
                              xkcd is not.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #60
                                ******
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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