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    "Free-range." Seems like a weird description.

    – Fri Feb 25, 1:56 pm ET

    LONDON (Reuters) – A specialist ice cream parlor plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat.

    The breast milk concoction, called the "Baby Gaga," will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists restaurant in London's Covent Garden.

    Icecreamists founder Matt O'Connor was confident his take on the "miracle of motherhood" and priced at a hefty 14 pounds ($23) a serving will go down a treat with the paying public.

    The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers' forum Mumsnet.

    Victoria Hiley, 35, from London was one of 15 women who donated milk to the restaurant after seeing the advert.

    Hiley works with women who have problems breast-feeding their babies. She said she believes that if adults realized how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns.

    "What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother's milk in an ice cream? And for me it's a recession beater too -- what's the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash," Hiley said in a statement.

    "I tried the product for the first time today -- it's very nice, it really melts in the mouth."

    The Baby Gaga recipe blends breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest, which is then churned into ice cream.

    O'Connor said the Baby Gaga was just one of a dozen radical new flavors at the shop.

    "Some people will hear about it and go, 'yuck' but actually it's pure, organic, free-range and totally natural," he said. "I had a Baby Gaga just this morning and I feel great."
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    I'm somewhere between and on this.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
      "Free-range." Seems like a weird description.
      Its in contrast to human breast milk from confined mothers.
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      • #4
        I'm still working on "organic".
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #5
          What if these mothers have taken antibiotics?
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          • #6
            Then that's not free-range. It couldn't be for sell at Natural Grocers.
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            • #7
              Yeah, PETA pushed for Ben & Jerry's to do this a while ago.
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              • #8
                Just for the possible health implications (possible spread of disease from the donors), I would not eat this. Though given how supposedly fatty human milk is, it should make for some creamy ice cream.
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                • #9
                  i prefer to get my breast milk directly from the source.
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                  • #10
                    I once published a minute-by-minute online live account of drinking year-old breast milk I'd found at the back of the freezer.

                    It's quite nice.
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                    • #11
                      It was still OK? Seriously? With you, it's sometimes hard to tell.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        things generally last indefinitely in a freezer, sloww.
                        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by self biased View Post
                          things generally last indefinitely in a freezer, sloww.
                          Wait, so if I have sex in a freezer...
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                          • #14
                            Well folks, did you get your ice cream?

                            Local government officials have confiscated ice cream made with human breast milk from a London shop amid concerns the dessert is unsafe.

                            A spokeswoman from Westminster City Council said Monday it was responding to two complaints from the public over whether a shop should be selling edibles made from other people's bodily fluids and awaiting guidance from Britain's Food Standards Agency. The official spoke on condition of anonymity in keeping with council policy.

                            The official said the ice cream, marketed as “Baby Gaga” and launched last week, is being tested with the full cooperation of The Icecreamists, the parlor marketing the dessert.

                            Viruses, including hepatitis, can be passed on through breast milk.




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                            • #15
                              Evidently it tastes fine if it's in the back of a freezer. Haven't you heard? All things last forever that way.
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                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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