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  • #16
    Originally posted by DaShi View Post
    Also, is 50 wpm fast? It doesn't sound fast to me.
    http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/191846-How-fast-can-you-type

    Apolyton posters (except for the aptly named Slowwhand) murdered 50 wpm. I was at 99 wpm, Asher at 98 wpm, Dave Floyd at 91, Ben at 67, etc.


    I briefly worked in data entry and you wouldn't believe how slow most people are, though.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #17
      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
      That's what I said, but by now he thinks that anything I write to him is just to mess with him.
      No, I think you and Dashi have the right idea.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by DaShi View Post
        I just scanned the first one and got bored. But a few quick points of advice:

        1. Show accomplishments. Don't just list what you did, tell them the results of your actions. Also, there's a bit where you just copied a bullet point, don't do that.

        2. Make it one page. You have a lot of jobs listed. A lot!!! Kill some of the earlier stuff that not relevant to the jobs you are applying for. Or just try to condense them into one heading. (see you've done this in the second one, good)

        3. Put the months in your dates of employment

        4. You've got to make the first part more catchy. Some people write a short summary of skills in a few sentences that basically sum up their highlights. You can list specific computer skills and stuff later. This allows your to fill your bullet points for each job with accomplishments. Depending on where you are applying the Abe Lincoln stuff is interesting and will make recruiters read more.

        5. Can you speak Spanish? Put your fluency level under your skills
        A couple of people who consulted with me at a local Iowa Workforce center said that I should make my resume more concise by doing various things, one of them was to eliminate the months of my previous jobs I held.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/191846-How-fast-can-you-type

          Apolyton posters (except for the aptly named Slowwhand) murdered 50 wpm. I was at 99 wpm, Asher at 98 wpm, Dave Floyd at 91, Ben at 67, etc.


          I briefly worked in data entry and you wouldn't believe how slow most people are, though.
          Just did this now, at about 1am, for fun. Some silly typos, but whatever.

          100 words

          speed typing test



          You reached 408 points, so you achieved position 10482 of 1248994 on the ranking list


          You type 554 characters per minute
          You have 100 correct words and
          you have 4 wrong words
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            I briefly worked in data entry and you wouldn't believe how slow most people are, though.
            I am a brutal typist. Hence my usual short posts. By the time I complete a long post the thread will be two pages further along.

            That said, I am not the worst. My father is in his late 60's and he just bought his first computer. He called me up for information on the "@" key.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #21
              Originally posted by MrFun View Post
              A couple of people who consulted with me at a local Iowa Workforce center said that I should make my resume more concise by doing various things, one of them was to eliminate the months of my previous jobs I held.
              A lot of people will give you conflicting advice. In the end, you just need to go with what you feel comfortable with. What kind of jobs are you applying for?
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                Just did this now, at about 1am, for fun. Some silly typos, but whatever.

                100 words

                speed typing test



                You reached 408 points, so you achieved position 10482 of 1248994 on the ranking list


                You type 554 characters per minute
                You have 100 correct words and
                you have 4 wrong words
                Okay this is about helping MrFun, not having a typing speed competition

                You would try to just pass me, wouldn't you? Not content with 98 wpm and 1 wpm behind me, you just had to take it again and get 100 with FOUR mistakes, mind you! That could prevent you from getting a performance bonus in the data entry world!

                I would take it again but my laptop has a chiclet keyboard that is notorious for mis-keys and so it wouldn't be my best.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #23
                  @Albie
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • #24
                    **** YOU ASHER!!!

                    99 words

                    free online typing test



                    I think 99 wpm with 1 mistake (which I caught but it was too late!) is better than 100 wpm and 4 mistakes!!!!

                    You reached 418 points, so you achieved position 8496 of 1278532 on the ranking list


                    You type 537 characters per minute
                    You have 99 correct words and
                    you have 1 wrong words
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #25
                      101 words

                      speed typing test



                      You reached 432 points, so you achieved position 10560 of 1254931 on the ranking list


                      You type 565 characters per minute
                      You have 111 correct words and
                      you have 0 wrong words


                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #26


                        You have crossed the 100 wpm barrier. Your hands are over twice as skillful as MrFun's!
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #27
                          Seriously, though, should I put 99 wpm on my resume? I can't imagine how relevant typing speed is aside in data entry.

                          Is it a 'skill' worthy of resume space?
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #28
                            I would suggest you just add software programs with which you're familiar.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                            • #29
                              101 Dalmatians!

                              speed typing test

                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                                I would suggest you just add software programs with which you're familiar.
                                What level of familiarity is considered proficient or advanced?

                                I mean I've used Excel heavily, for example, but I'm not really familiar with VBA...

                                I'd hate to put myself at proficient and some ****** who can do =average( ) thinks he's proficient.
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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