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  • #46
    Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
    . Who the **** is Jean Shepard, .
    Who cares?

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    • #47
      Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
      Dude. I didn't get a mention for Cicero rapping my life in Latin. Who the **** is Jean Shepard, presumably in some mongrel dialect like English, to compare?

      Mofus.
      Cicero could sound like a moron, did you think of that.

      Bastard.

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #48
        Gerald Butler

        Alan Rickman wouls also be a great choice
        Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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        • #49
          Having someone narrate my life would be so scary. Stranger Than Fiction was probably the most frightening movie I've ever seen.

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          • #50
            Yeah, it was frightening to see Will Farrell acting decently.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #51
              Haha that's not what I meant. I just meant the idea that your life is being watched or controlled by some sort of outside influence.

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              • #52
                I thought the creepy part was his choosing to step in front of a bus just because it would be a more "artsy," poetic way to die. The narrated-life bit was a clever gimmick until they got carried away.
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                • #53
                  Barry White
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #54
                    "Chef" - Isaac Hayes for me
                    Quendelie axan!

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                    • #55
                      Christopher Lee... maybe Leonard Nimoy.

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                      • #56
                        For the actual narration, Mel Blanc.
                        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                        • #57
                          Vincent Price
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                          • #58
                            Leonard Nimoy.
                            "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                            • #59
                              Gilbert Gottfried
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                              • #60
                                Wiglaf
                                Blah

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