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  • #31
    Richard Pryor. Shatner would be good for a laugh, but I think the novelty would wear off quickly.
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    • #32
      My second choice would be Mike Tyson.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
        Production on the movie about my life starts this spring, but I don't think there's going to be a narrator. Shouldn't this thread have been about directors instead? Antoine Fuqua is doing mine...
        Pier Paolo Pasolini to direct if it goes to film - I like the idea of my movie narrative banned in most countries!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          How does Morgan Freeman not get a mention from anyone?!

          Morgan Freeman is the only real answer.
          He did, from you. Actually, believe it or not, when I came into this thread I was going to suggest Morgan Freeman. But you decided to go off on one first
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          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #35
            Scientologists and prison *****es have their lives narrated by Morgan Freeman.

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            • #36
              Freeman has also played God twice (Evan Almighty, Bruce Almighty) and POTUS one (Deep Impact).
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              • #37
                James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, or Dennis Haysbert. Any of them would be fine.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                • #38
                  Stephen Fry, he did the Narrator in the Hitchhikers Guide.
                  Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by rah View Post
                    James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, or Dennis Haysbert. Any of them would be fine.
                    I agree... but I would add a couple of token white guys like Sean Connery or Alan Rickman.
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                    • #40
                      Yay, someone agrees with me about Mr. Rickman!
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                      • #41
                        I want Bugs ****ing Bunny to write the narration and Gene Hackman to say it.
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                          I want Bugs ****ing Bunny to write the narration and Gene Hackman to say it.
                          Bugs already wrote a narration of at least one part of my life.
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                          • #43
                            Do you bastards even know who Jean Shepard is? He wrote and narrated A Christmas Story!!!!

                            Bastards, the lot of ya.

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                            • #44
                              Dude. I didn't get a mention for Cicero rapping my life in Latin. Who the **** is Jean Shepard, presumably in some mongrel dialect like English, to compare?

                              Mofus.
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Main_Brain View Post
                                Stephen Fry, he did the Narrator in the Hitchhikers Guide.
                                Actually I've changed my mind, Fry would be an awesome narrator for my life!
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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