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  • #16
    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    I see it reference with jerking off all the time, though. I'm not sure why you would need lotion, though. Does it make it feel better or something? haha this has taken a disturbing turn.
    You're such a perv, Alby.

    No one uses Jergins to jerk off. That's retarded. 90% of American men use vaseline and vegetable oil, though.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Asher View Post
      He's such a sexual deviant...
      Huh? I said I don't see why you would need lotion for that. You've mentioned it before in that context and I know I'm not crazy. I googled "jerking lotion" and I got these questions on Yahoo answers where people ask about lotions for doing that deed with. Clearly, some people use hand lotions and oils and crap for jerking off. I know that's why you mentioned the Jergens because you have made statements before about me jerking off (you sick ****).

      What the ****?
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #18
        My work station = home.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #19
          Asher, is that Windows XP on that workstation on the far left?
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • #20
            That's the cleanest workspace I have ever seen.
            And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliot

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Supr49er View Post
              That's the cleanest workspace I have ever seen.
              Asher's gay, you know.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                Asher, is that Windows XP on that workstation on the far left?
                Yes. We support Windows XP, Vista, 7; MacOS X 10.5, 10.6; and a couple Linux distros. Need to have all of them at my fingertips.

                The workstation on the left (the XP one) is mostly just a continuous integration/build server. It's a quad-core Xeon. I occasionally use it for XP testing/debugging. A lot of stuff is completely different on XP (multi-user security model, audio stack, etc) so it's essential to have available.

                The display in the middle is actually a multi-touch LCD (one of my company's products). I mostly use it as my dedicated Outlook screen, unless I'm testing some of the multitouch code in the app.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #23
                  Since I work in a top secret, high security place, we use Windows XP and IE 6 because no one would expect it.
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #24
                    I have another display I've not yet mounted, because it's very heavy. So it's sitting on the ground across from my cube right now.

                    The pen is there for scale. And it's multitouch.

                    Click image for larger version Name: photo.JPG Views: 1 Size: 105.2 KB ID: 9090024

                    I've also got dedicated access to a 105" multitouch (short-throw HD projection) board, which obviously does not fit at my desk. It looks like this:


                    Not enough gadgets. Need moar.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #25
                      And here I am, on an almost-dead 1998 CRT
                      Indifference is Bliss

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        This is more of an excuse to post a picture of something pretty absurd.

                        But post where you work.

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                        We need an all in one poly boasting thread!

                        More than a poly few posters would be perfectly at home there...

                        We could even have a league table of boasting: Asher's sterile cubicle above HC's multiple ensuite bathrooms? Cast your votes!
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #27
                          Blah

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
                            We need an all in one poly boasting thread!

                            More than a poly few posters would be perfectly at home there...

                            We could even have a league table of boasting: Asher's sterile cubicle above HC's multiple ensuite bathrooms? Cast your votes!


                            And it's Kuci with all of the bathrooms. HC has the best high school.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #29
                              As Kuci's younger brother, surely he'd have had access to all those bathrooms as well? Some accounts suggest that it would have taken him at least a week to have worked his way through them all, there are that many...
                              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                              • #30
                                The bathroom joke still baffles me. Wasn't that just some troll thread a billion years ago? More importantly, am I supposed to care?
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                                ){ :|:& };:

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