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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
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Who, Elok? He's American but I suddenly tooked it upon meself to learn him to talk more better English.Comment
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Dorothy Parker quotes
Dorothy Parker was a hard drinking self assured outspoken American writer & journalist at a time when American women were supposed to be barefoot preggers and in the kitchen.
Her best known quote is probably:
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "News Item"
One of my favourites is:
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Dorothy Parker, speaking of Katharine Hepburn
As for the OP, I haven't been real in several years. Don't worry about it!
There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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I'm always completely serious. You should take my word as gospel.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Stop watching TV/playing games/listening to rap/etc.
JMJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Heads up: 95% of the time I'm being sarcastic. Especially if I open with "Right, because..." As a general rule, if people explicitly tell you they agree and then give a crappy non-example, they're probably being sarcastic.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostIn people's posts here. I can't tell if anything anyone is saying is actually what they really believe or if they are trolling or being sarcastic.
Every post now, I feel like I need to have two responses to, one for their comment being truthful and one for it being sarcasm.
STOP IT.
Indifference is BlissComment
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That's good to hear.Originally posted by MikeH View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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You're assuming sarcasm isn't truth.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostIn people's posts here. I can't tell if anything anyone is saying is actually what they really believe or if they are trolling or being sarcastic.
Every post now, I feel like I need to have two responses to, one for their comment being truthful and one for it being sarcasm.
STOP IT.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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I thought truth was random gut feelings that you have a gut feeling are true.Originally posted by Kidicious View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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1/10 on the humour scale.Originally posted by Braindead View PostAs I am quite eager to establish some street cred as a word-nerd I would like to point out that there is no such language as Engrish. The language you are using is called English.
This one could have been huge.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Giving examples of sarcasm that is false doesn't prove your point.Originally posted by Lorizael View PostI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Believing you have a point doesn't prove yours.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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I prefer (from memory, I could be wrong) "If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end, I for one would not be the least bit surprised." Also "you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View PostDorothy Parker quotes
Dorothy Parker was a hard drinking self assured outspoken American writer & journalist at a time when American women were supposed to be barefoot preggers and in the kitchen.
Her best known quote is probably:
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "News Item"
One of my favourites is:
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Dorothy Parker, speaking of Katharine Hepburn
As for the OP, I haven't been real in several years. Don't worry about it!
...okay, so she wasn't that subtle, maybe it was a bad example. So sue me.
Your website says it was the Yale prom, not Vassar. I coulda sworn it was Vassar!Comment
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It's probably Yale. Yale girls are sluts.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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I don't know what I am thinking.Comment
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