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**SlowwHand** · February 2, 2011, 22:32

I'll tell you. It's likely hepatitis. It COULD be malaria, but I think not. I don't think it's jaundice either.

**ColdWizard** · February 2, 2011, 22:36

Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

Where are Strangelove and Guynemer to tell me I'm not going to die?

Lying is against the Hippocratic oath?

**Berzerker** · February 2, 2011, 22:51

must be one of those health benefits of bananas

**Kitschum** · February 3, 2011, 11:36

How yellow? Take a picture

**germanos** · February 3, 2011, 11:54

Did you hit it with a hammer?

**MRT144** · February 3, 2011, 14:09

Is it a bruise?

**Docfeelgood** · February 4, 2011, 11:44

odd

**Provost Harrison** · February 4, 2011, 11:46

I still reckon it's turmeric

**Docfeelgood** · February 4, 2011, 12:23

I have heard of blue balls but not yellow thumb.

**Provost Harrison** · February 4, 2011, 12:36

To continue along my line of thought, have you stuck your thumb up the arse of any Indians recently?

**Docfeelgood** · February 4, 2011, 12:38

Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post

To continue along my line of thought, have you stuck your thumb up the arse of any Indians recently?

I think you have discovered a new disease.

**Lorizael** · February 4, 2011, 13:00

I don't think it's yellow anymore. Crisis averted.

**Provost Harrison** · February 4, 2011, 13:13

Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

I don't think it's yellow anymore. Crisis averted.

Is it now green? If so that is not a good development...that's gangrene.

**Lorizael** · February 4, 2011, 13:14

Right now it's mostly just covered in honey mustard.

**N35t0r** · February 4, 2011, 14:35

so, yellow?

Why is my thumb yellow?