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  • Why is my thumb yellow?

    The tip of my thumb turned yellow this morning. It doesn't wash off. Google doesn't have the answer. Why is my thumb yellow?
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    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    Nicotine stain.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Stop peeing on it?
      Indifference is Bliss

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      • #4
        I don't smoke and I've got good aim.
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        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Are you being truthful?

          I think you are a smoker with bad aim.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Vitamin THC deficiency. That's always my first diagnosis.
            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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            • #7
              So, then, Asians just need to smoke more pot?
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              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                Better your thumb than your belly.

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                • #9
                  You're secretly being turned into a Chinaman by the Yellow Peril World Conspiracy.
                  Blah

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                    Better your thumb than your belly.
                    Or my journalistic practices!
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                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      Stop sitting on it !
                      "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                      • #12
                        Been doing Indian cooking? That or hepatitis...I hope you've been preparing a jalfrezi or you're f**ked
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          I don't cook...
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                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            That's OK...I'm sure there are plenty of livers out there ready for transplantation
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              Where are Strangelove and Guynemer to tell me I'm not going to die?
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                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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