Astronaut claims to have made contact with aliens

[Dinner]

"ET phone home!"


Of course, I find it hard to believe aliens travel hundreds of light years to visit Earth only to mutilate cows and anal probe a few red necks.

[Agent Sox]

Astronauts are a good source for these sorts of things because they're put through a lot of psychological testing before they into space.

[Agent Sox]

"ET phone home!"


Of course, I find it hard to believe aliens travel hundreds of light years to visit Earth only to mutilate cows and anal probe a few red necks.

It's possible they weren't traveling from that far away. Or that they can cancel out the distance somehow.

[giblets]

What are they here for?

[Agent Sox]

I have some pretty crazy ideas but I probably shouldn't talk about that, haha.

[Berzerker]

crazy is my middle name

I mean my first

I'm a fan of Zecharia Sitchin

rip

[Agent Sox]

Eh. I think if there were a Nibiru we would have found it by now. There are a lot of amateur astronomers these days. No I think if there are aliens they're coming from somewhere harder to detect.

[Berzerker]

My problem with his theory is that life, much less humanoid life, evolving on a planet that far from the sun. I dont see it happening... I can see life deep down near hydrothermal vents, but that aint the basis for bipedal primates. And thats one big monkey wrench in his theory.

[Agent Sox]

We're sending probes to Europa and Enceladus in 10 years. Maybe we'll find out then!

[Berzerker]

uh oh, I thought God wants us to stay away from Europa

[Agent Sox]

No, God wants us to stay away from interstellar space. That's what the Pioneer Effect is about.

[Lorizael]

The pioneer anomaly is probably the result of some variable of the craft's construction we're not taking into account. In fact, I think there was a paper a few weeks ago saying it probably had something to do with heat conduction. So, no new physics. Or, uh, God.

[Agent Sox]

Heh, don't take everything so seriously, Lorizael.

[Lorizael]

FINE.

[Docfeelgood]

Some people cannot handel the truth.