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  • #31
    Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
    I have a devoutly Christian friend who only eats vanilla ice cream. She won't have any other flavors, and she doesn't like sprinkles or syrup or anything else. Is this some puritanical "pleasure is bad" thing or latent racism or what? Why do Christians only eat vanilla ice cream?
    You're an idiot.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
        Christians taste better when dipped in yogurt.

        ACK!
        This is a family site...

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        • #34
          Children like yoghurt?
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          • #35
            Frozen yogurt tastes better than ice cream, I think, but they put so much sugar in it to replace the fat

            Speaking of which.... I had some full-fat Greek yogurt
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            • #36
              This thread is hilarious
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
                Children like yoghurt?
                Children taste like yoghurt?
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  Frozen yogurt tastes better than ice cream, I think, but they put so much sugar in it to replace the fat

                  Speaking of which.... I had some full-fat Greek yogurt
                  My Big Fat Greek Yoghurt
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Elok View Post
                    You fished for Christians and got an ex-Muslim instead. Is that like pulling up a boot or a tin can?

                    Al, if anybody's going to laugh at you, it'll be for biting at a painfully obvious lure that wasn't even baited for you. It won't be a big deal; we might rib you over it, but only in the same way I routinely tease you about the toilet thing when you cast judgment on foreign countries you've never visited. There's no point in getting upset.
                    I think it's more like fishing for sea bass and pulling up a ling.
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                    • #40
                      IN HELL, EVERYONE SCREAMS FOR ICE CREAM THAT NEVER COMES
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                      • #41
                        Epic thread

                        And Lori, if this goes for depressed, learn to live with it
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Perfection View Post
                          IN HELL, EVERYONE SCREAMS FOR ICE CREAM THAT NEVER COMES
                          It comes...it just melts before it gets to anyone
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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