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  • #16
    DON'T HEAD TOWARD THE LIGHT! YOU STILL HAVE STUFF TO DO HERE!

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    ALSO, IT'S POSSIBLE YOU JUST GOT HIGH OFF BAD TOMATO PASTE AND WANDERED INTO A SUBWAY. IF YOU HEAR A RUSHING NOISE, GET YOUR STONED ASS BACK UP ON THE PLATFORM, THAT LIGHT MEANS A TRAIN IS COMING!
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    • #17
      DON'T LISTEN TO ELOK!

      YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A LONG, WINDING TUNNEL AND OXYGEN IS RUNNING OUT.

      RUN TO THE LIGHT TO GET OUTSIDE BEFORE THE TUNNEL COLLAPSES. YOU MAY SUFFOCATE!!!
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #18
        If it looks like a tomato, and it quacks like a tomato, then it's a tomato

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        • #19
          Wow. Okay, there's nothing wrong with this tomato paste. It tastes fine, smells fine, but I won't be eating much of this stuff, though. I was making chili (and simmering it for 3 hours so it took a while), but I put Cayenne pepper in it (I don't know what I was thinking. I had a mental hiccup; I can't eat spicy food). I thought about doubling up the ingredients to half the amount of spice but I worry I'll just end up making twice as much of what I can't eat. I'm sure I can find someone who will gladly eat it in the morning.

          I don't know what it is or how people enjoy spicy food. Doesn't it burn your tongue and throat? Go figure. Guess some people react differently to though chemicals.



          Originally posted by gribbler View Post
          I've never heard of tomato paste. Is it like ketchup?
          Really, gribbler? Really? You never heard of tomato paste? What the ****?

          Do you even make food for yourself? How do you live? You live with mommy?
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #20
            No, I just don't eat tomato paste... what the hell is it for?
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            • #21
              Why can't you eat spicy food? You're such a wuss.
              "South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
              "The electoral college is a disaster for democracy." - Donald J. Trump
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              • #22
                So I guess tomato paste is for people who like bland food... go figure...
                "South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
                "The electoral college is a disaster for democracy." - Donald J. Trump
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                • #23
                  Why do you even own Cayenne pepper if you don't even like it?
                  "South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
                  "The electoral college is a disaster for democracy." - Donald J. Trump
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                  • #24
                    Spicey food.

                    Tastes good and doesn't burn the throat and tongue.

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                    • #25
                      Back in college I used to make the spiciest chili possible. Habaneros aplenty. Then I'd cook up a bunch of rice, and use that to balance out the heat.
                      Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

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                      • #26
                        Oh gee, I was all set to start singing "Shall we gather by the river, the beautiful, the beautiful river...."

                        I'm an old man, and it's not nice to mess with old people. Now get in there and die like you was supposed to. It'll be a beautiful funeral. Don't worry about doing your part right, I'm sure you'll do just fine.
                        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                        • #27
                          Chili has tomato in some way. I'd rather use paste than stewed tomatoes. They make me gag.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                            No, I just don't eat tomato paste... what the hell is it for?
                            Ever heard of spaghetti sauce?

                            Wow. Really? Yall call me ignorant. Look at gribbler! LOOK!
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                              Ever heard of spaghetti sauce?

                              Wow. Really? Yall call me ignorant. Look at gribbler! LOOK!
                              Wait, is tomato paste just what you like to call tomato sauce?
                              "South Africa is a shithole. It used to be a decent place." -Ben Kenobi, sharing his wisdom on world history
                              "The electoral college is a disaster for democracy." - Donald J. Trump
                              100% WOLF

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                              • #30
                                Diced tomatoes are my preference.
                                Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

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