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**Tupac Shakur** · May 2, 2011, 00:41

So, how long before the Republicans demand to see Osama's long-form death certificate?*

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**BeBMan** · May 2, 2011, 02:52

He should also present documents proving that he's not a nazicommie, socialist or ObamaHitler or something.

**DaShi** · May 2, 2011, 20:50

Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post

So, how long before the Republicans demand to see Osama's long-form death certificate?*

Spoiler:

It's pretty obvious. No need to give credit for it.

**Tupac Shakur** · May 16, 2011, 17:20

As I said before, a large segment of the population just loves retarded conspiracy theories...

Why do one-in-five American voters now believe Osama bin Laden is still alive?

**Guynemer** · May 16, 2011, 17:26

Because we're Americans, and therefore, a bunch of obese retards. The sooner you accept this, the better for your blood pressure.

**Tupac Shakur** · May 16, 2011, 17:31

It's not just Americans. The rest of the world is also full of conspiracy-theory-loving retards.

**Guynemer** · May 16, 2011, 17:35

True, but being Americans, we're loud and proud obese retards.

**Hauldren Collider** · May 16, 2011, 17:49

I think obese retards is more of a midwest thing.

**Guynemer** · May 16, 2011, 17:51

**Tupac Shakur** · May 16, 2011, 17:56

Someone needs to tell the CDC that the "<10%" and "10%-14%" categories are unnecessary.

**Guynemer** · May 16, 2011, 17:58

Sadly.

Also, more recent:

We are ****ed.

**Tupac Shakur** · May 16, 2011, 18:01

That's a much better graphic.

**Guynemer** · May 16, 2011, 18:02

It also has the distinction of proving HC wrong, which makes it all the better.

**Hauldren Collider** · May 16, 2011, 18:05

All right, you win. At least Virginia is one of the less fat states

**DaShi** · May 16, 2011, 19:34

I'm not surprised to see how lean MA is. If NY was separate by Upstate and NYC, it would probably have both the fastest and leanest sealed.

Hey Look!!! It's Obama's Birth Certificate!