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**Theben** · January 11, 2011, 23:44

banning fat people would condemn 80% of americans to death! genocidal maniac!

**Heraclitus** · January 12, 2011, 03:17

Outlaw computers and proclaim myself the Padishah Emperor.

**Thoth** · January 12, 2011, 05:36

Originally posted by Theben View Post

banning fat people would condemn 80% of americans to death! genocidal maniac!

Genocide

**BeBMan** · January 12, 2011, 05:52

Originally posted by a.kitman View Post

ban coffee and cigarettes.

Banning cigs is okish, but banning coffee is the best way to cause a worldwide revolution against your rule which will end bad for you

**Provost Harrison** · January 12, 2011, 07:30

He didn't say he'd kill them...perhaps just condemn them to 10 years of hard labour...on a treadmill or something. That should sort them out

**Kitschum** · January 12, 2011, 07:49

I'd tell my underlings to make me a sandwhich because I must be hungry

**N35t0r** · January 12, 2011, 10:13

Originally posted by BeBro View Post

Banning cigs is okish, but banning coffee is the best way to cause a worldwide revolution against your rule which will end bad for you

Only they'd be unable to function properly from lack of coffee, and thus they'll fail. It's GENIOUS!

**dannubis** · January 12, 2011, 10:48

ban religion

**Egbert** · January 12, 2011, 23:16

Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post

I'd order the world to make me a cup of tea. I think that's a good place to start

A splendid idea.

I would order the world to serve biscuits with my cup of tea.

What would be your first decree should you manage to conquer the world?