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  • What would be your first decree should you manage to conquer the world?

    I'd definitely force every song recording ever to record at the same base volume.

    I vehemently hate having to tweak the volume up and down every time a new song plays.
    Indifference is Bliss

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    introduce direct democracy

    next thing that would happen is that people would vote me out and hang me... but hey... that's life
    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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    • #3
      Introduce droit de seigneur but with the twist that if I missed the "first night" due to my not being world ruler then I can take a replacement night at a time of my choosing.

      I'd delegate most of my other duties.

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      • #4
        I have a friend intent on conquering the world with the aid of orbital lasers. He's always maintained that his first act would be to put "lace holes" on "The Boot."
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        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
          I'd definitely force every song recording ever to record at the same base volume.

          I vehemently hate having to tweak the volume up and down every time a new song plays.
          You're referring to mastering, rather than recording. This is the process of applying compression to the track to reduce the peaks in amplitude, effectively bringing up the levels of the quieter bits so that the whole track has a consistent level. This is widely considered a commercial imperative so that a song has a 'competitive' volume for radio play. However, the technique is also criticised for destroying the dynamic range of music (the variation between loud and soft bits).

          Basically the more aggressive the compression, the 'louder' the track is heard. This is why TV adverts are always/usually louder than the TV program itself. The 'quieter' songs in your collection may be those where it was mastered with the aim of dynamic range rather than commercial aggression. They may also be much older tracks, from when mastering was generally less aggressive.

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          • #6
            Clearly the world is massively overpopulated as it is, so I'd set about getting rid of any excess baggage in as efficient a manner as possible - the US would be a good place to start!
            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cort Haus View Post
              You're referring to mastering, rather than recording. This is the process of applying compression to the track to reduce the peaks in amplitude, effectively bringing up the levels of the quieter bits so that the whole track has a consistent level. This is widely considered a commercial imperative so that a song has a 'competitive' volume for radio play. However, the technique is also criticised for destroying the dynamic range of music (the variation between loud and soft bits).

              Basically the more aggressive the compression, the 'louder' the track is heard. This is why TV adverts are always/usually louder than the TV program itself. The 'quieter' songs in your collection may be those where it was mastered with the aim of dynamic range rather than commercial aggression. They may also be much older tracks, from when mastering was generally less aggressive.
              That was genuinely informative, thanks!
              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cort Haus View Post
                You're referring to mastering, rather than recording. This is the process of applying compression to the track to reduce the peaks in amplitude, effectively bringing up the levels of the quieter bits so that the whole track has a consistent level. This is widely considered a commercial imperative so that a song has a 'competitive' volume for radio play. However, the technique is also criticised for destroying the dynamic range of music (the variation between loud and soft bits).

                Basically the more aggressive the compression, the 'louder' the track is heard. This is why TV adverts are always/usually louder than the TV program itself. The 'quieter' songs in your collection may be those where it was mastered with the aim of dynamic range rather than commercial aggression. They may also be much older tracks, from when mastering was generally less aggressive.
                Yeah, I was aware of something like that, just didn't know if it was part of the editing rather than the recording.


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                So i'll force them to master them with a dynamic range, and put whoever came out with the idea to master songs loudly to death
                Indifference is Bliss

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
                  I'd definitely force every song recording ever to record at the same base volume.

                  I vehemently hate having to tweak the volume up and down every time a new song plays.
                  Loudness War
                  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                  [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                  • #10
                    I'd order the world to make me a cup of tea. I think that's a good place to start
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #11
                      My first decree would be that I was stepping down from the position of World Leader. Who wants that kind of headache?
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                      • #12
                        "Treat everyone the way you yourself would want to be treated."
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                          I'd order the world to make me a cup of tea. I think that's a good place to start
                          I don't know... Most of what you'd get would be undrinkable at best
                          Indifference is Bliss

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                            "Treat everyone the way you yourself would want to be treated."
                            What if you want to be bummed by strange men?
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #15
                              ban coffee and cigarettes.

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