What would be your first decree should you manage to conquer the world?

[MOBIUS]

What if you want to be bummed by strange men?

Or just bummed in general. Not really my cup of tea, personally.

That particular philosophy ("Do unto others as you would have them do unto you") BS is so short-sighted in its arrogance that it assumes that your set of beliefs and preferences are somehow superior over someone else's.

[Wezil]

I'd order the world to make me a cup of tea. I think that's a good place to start

Why? You just know they would **** it up.

[Cort Haus]

Or just bummed in general. Not really my cup of tea, personally.

That particular philosophy ("Do unto others as you would have them do unto you") BS is so short-sighted in its arrogance that it assumes that your set of beliefs and preferences are somehow superior over someone else's.

I'd say that it's a rough and very simple working model with inevitable limitations and constraints. I haven't heard of many more concise heuristics to attempt to sum up an approach to socialised behaviour ("love thy neighbour" springs to mind, although I'm not sure whether it involves bumming).

[Barnabas]

Basically the more aggressive the compression, the 'louder' the track is heard. This is why TV adverts are always/usually louder than the TV program itself. The 'quieter' songs in your collection may be those where it was mastered with the aim of dynamic range rather than commercial aggression. They may also be much older tracks, from when mastering was generally less aggressive.

I hate that, here we have a news channel called TN (todo noticias, all news) in which the TV ads are much much higher that the tv programs, It is impossible to fall asleep to that channel because the difference between the programs and the ads is too sharp.

[Cort Haus]

I seriously think there's a case for a domestic market for audio compressors, so that people can even out the disparities in levels of TV, music, pr0n etc.

[onodera]

I would marry all Jews to Palestinian Arabs.

[Felch]

Legalize LSD.

[Provost Harrison]

Why? You just know they would **** it up.

Well if they did **** it up I'd just have to have everyone executed. It would be such a shame to have to do that so early in my regime

[Wezil]

I'm the only person I trust to make tea. It just can't be delegated.

[Pekka]

I would travel to NK, get dear leader into a stadium and make everyone watch as I kick him in the butt. Gently, in a mocking way. After him, rest of the world's douche bags follow. Everyone gets few kicks in the butt. Then, they'd have to climb on each other, naked, to make a pyramid. I'd call it cheer leading for peace.

Then I'd ban treasuries around the world and make the bankers walk in the nude in ghettos. Then, free beer and boobies for everyone. Then I'd post here about the day.

On the second day, I'd ask what you want I'd do and pick the best ones. I'd probably also ban Hugh Hefner and take his place.

[Provost Harrison]

Free beer and boobies for everyone sounds like a good policy Well, as long as I don't have to wear the boobies and just "sample"

[Hauldren Collider]

conquer the moon

[N35t0r]

And as long as I don't get birds...

[Thoth]

ban coffee and cigarettes.

Sentence a.kitman to the gas chamber.



Other than that, ban fat people and make boob jobs mandatory for flat chested women.

[Boris Godunov]

Everyone about your business, just keep the tribute flowing.