I always knew vegetarianism may be dangerous

[BeBMan]

"We operate under the premise that individuals prepared to carry out terrorist acts are in this country," said Dec. of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano on Dec. 6, 2010.

The plot uncovered earlier this year is said to involve the use of two poisons - ricin and cyanide - slipped into salad bars and buffets.

From: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/12/20/eveningnews/main7169266.shtml

Seriously, terrorists - poisoned salad from the guys who are supposed to bring teh apocalypse??? WTF? I'm not paying any attention to those nutjobs before they don't come out with something more spectacular

[Al B. Sure!]

What does this have to do with vegetarianism? You don't have to be a *expletive* to eat a salad.

[N35t0r]

Tuna and lentils makes a great salad, especially for the hot days.

[BeBMan]

What does this have to do with vegetarianism? You don't have to be a *expletive* to eat a salad.

True. Maybe this plot is more spectacular than I thought - it can also affect non-vegetarians.

[MRT144]

We are fighting goddamn amateurs.

[N35t0r]

only in their mind, they are god-blessed.

[DaShi]

It's times like this I feel that this whole jihad thing just isn't going to take off the way Osama has planned.

[Al B. Sure!]

It's all about fear, people. Terrorism has never been about the number of people you kill; it's about the number of people who are scared ****less, quivering holding the salad tongs, perspiration dripping onto the sneeze guard, never knowing if that next radish will be their last.

[Elok]

It's times like this I feel that this whole jihad thing just isn't going to take off the way Osama has planned.

They had one big hit with 9/11, then a long, long parade of abysmal, shameful failures. They're the M. Night Shyamalan of terror.

[MRT144]

They had one big hit with 9/11, then a long, long parade of abysmal, shameful failures. They're the M. Night Shyamalan of terror.

This is redundant.

[Elok]

No, that would be "the M. Night Shyamalan of terrible."

[Kitschum]

Good thing I don't eat salad. Hah

[Provost Harrison]

Phew...I avoid salad bars like the plague Personally I would rather eat food, not foliage.

[Elok]

Enjoy your monthly colostomies a few years down the road, PH.

Monthly colostomies? WTFElok? How can you remove something multiple times? Was I suggesting they take it off in slices like a prosciutto pinwheel? Anyway, I meant "colonoscopies."

[Provost Harrison]

I am fine with fruit and veg, but salad...meh...