Politness Costs Nothing but Can Pay Dividends

[Perfection]

That makes no sense.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE I KICKED YOU SO HARD.

[KrazyHorse]

I understood the joke he was trying to make, but my statement was "I've never been kicked in the face", not "I don't remember being kicked in the face".

Do try to keep up.

[Perfection]

I understood the joke he was trying to make

Then you were lying; Imran's sentence does make sense. This sort of dishonesty is what made you worthy of your face-kicking.

[KrazyHorse]

It doesn't make sense as written; it can be altered to make sense by assuming that he:

a) Meant to make a joke
b) Could not have been too far off

[Perfection]

It doesn't make sense as written

Sure it does.

It explains why you believe you were never kicked in the face (because you don't remember it) even though you were, in fact, kicked in the face.

[KrazyHorse]

See, now you've begun to drift into nonsensical territory yourself.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Then you were lying; Imran's sentence does make sense. This sort of dishonesty is what made you worthy of your face-kicking.

[KrazyHorse]

Don't try to cover up your semantic errors with laughter, bureaucrat

[Perfection]

See, now you've begun to drift into nonsensical territory yourself.

I'm beginning to suspect the kick damage was permanent.

My intent was not to make you more stupid.

My apologies.

[KrazyHorse]

I feel like I'm administering a Turing test to a particularly dimwitted computer.

[Perfection]

I gotta go pee.

[KrazyHorse]

Liar. Stop trying to fool me with claimed biological requirements.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Don't try to cover up your semantic errors with laughter, bureaucrat

I would take you more seriously if your angry smily didn't have a santa hat on.

[Perfection]

Liar. Stop trying to fool me with claimed biological requirements.

Robots pee too, bigot.

http://gizmodo.com/5177792/robots-care-for-plants-by-peeing-on-them

[KrazyHorse]

I would take you more seriously if your angry smily didn't have a santa hat on.

Base only.