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  • #46
    Originally posted by Asher View Post
    The idiots who change with a towel around their waste not only look incredibly stupid, it causes everyone to believe they've a very tiny penis. Something most people would not even care to think about, but when someone's making a scene awkwardly trying to change in a towel, it draws all kinds of attention to them...
    MAYBE THE SHOWER WAS COLD YOU BASTARD!!!!
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #47
      I just go to the gym in my workout clothes and shower and change at home. It's much faster that way and I'm spared being around fat naked old men.

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      • #48
        Though it’s been mentioned before the major problem with having homosexuals in any unit is a disciplinary one. After all, Alby is right with regards to any form of basic training...it should be rough, it should suck and you should feel like hell being there, not be getting aroused watching your fellow platoon mates.

        Homosexuals, just like self-abuse sap both the intelligence and strength, and should be punished accordingly; after all a self-abuser is just as useless to his platoon as a gay who is too interested in attempting to molest his fellow platoon members.
        Please put Asher on your ignore list.
        Please do not quote Asher.
        He will go away if we ignore him.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
          I just go to the gym in my workout clothes and shower and change at home. It's much faster that way and I'm spared being around fat naked old men.
          Car sweat smells
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #50
            Only use the gym for free weights, so I don't sweat that much. I do cardio outdoors.

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            • #51
              Then a shower seems unnecessary.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Asher View Post
                Car sweat smells
                *****... a real man runs home from the gym (or at least walks).
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #53
                  WHY IS 24 HOUR FITNESS

                  NOT OPEN

                  FOR 24 HOURS

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                  • #54
                    Does ANYONE have ANY IDEA where I can find a GYM THAT DOES NOT HAVE ELLPITCALS! They attract HOMOSEX!

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                      Does ANYONE have ANY IDEA where I can find a GYM THAT DOES NOT HAVE ELLPITCALS! They attract HOMOSEX!
                      Ellipticals
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #56
                        Do you like looking at yourself in the mirror while you lift weights like I do?

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                          Do you like looking at yourself in the mirror while you lift weights like I do?
                          Hell no. People that do that **** have psychological problems. They're almost as bad as the guy who, when he gets done doing situps, goes straight to the mirror and lifts his shirt, then twists to the side to make sure he can see it from all angles

                          ****ing losers people like that.
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #58
                            You must not be using the right kind of mirrors.

                            I take your answer as a yes
                            Last edited by Wiglaf; December 12, 2010, 00:42. Reason: See also people who place their treadmills by the window

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                            • #59
                              Take my answer as a no.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                                WHY IS 24 HOUR FITNESS

                                NOT OPEN

                                FOR 24 HOURS
                                FUN FACT

                                I lived 5 MINUTES from the WORLD HEAD QUARTERS of 24 hour fitness!!!!
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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