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    Former TV lawman Chuck Norris made honorary Texas Ranger

    I knew all of you would want to know.

    Texas Governor Rick Perry made Chuck Norris, the star of Walker, Texas Ranger an honorary Texas Ranger at a Thursday ceremony at the Texas Rangers Company B Headquarters in Garland.


    Actor Chuck Norris, left, laughs as governor Rick Perry, right, jokes about Norris' mystical powers during a news conference where Norris was designated a honorary Texas Ranger Thursday in Garland.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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  • #2
    he may have mystical powers, but he couldn't beat this guy

    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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    • #3
      He's dead.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        lived long enough to beat Chuck though.
        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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        • #5
          I would like to see Chuck Norris vs Chuck Bartowski match
          Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
          GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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          • #6
            and Willie is an honorary inmate

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            • #7
              I won't even get into the stupidity of the law, and say that Willie is a Texas icon. They should get off his back, he isn't driving the bus.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Chuck is ~70 now?

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                • #9
                  Born March 10, 1940
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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