How old are you?

[Nikolai]

gf? The one I dated last week? That was only a day, and a joke unfortunately [my ex-bf pranking her bf]. I just broke up with my boyfriend today, so I'm again on the prowl. I'm hoping to meet a decent woman this time around, bu I'm pretty open to guys too.

I'll probably be around a while. I just finished my finals earlier today and don't start my 3 month work term for another 2 weeks. And I'm only working one job this time around, and then taking an online course, so I'll have plenty of free time.

It's nice to see you, Nikolai.

I see. Fooled me obviously. Hopefully you'll find someone who suits you soon.

It's nice seeing you too, stick around a little will you, way too many grumpy old men hanging around these days. And if you miss some of the oldtimers, some are gone, some have quit here and stays at WPC. I'm both places. Check it out if you want.

[Provost Harrison]

You know, I've still never been to Panda****ersrus.com...

[C0ckney]

you're not missing much.

and albie, you don't look argentine...

[Al B. Sure!]

you're not missing much.

and albie, you don't look argentine...

What's the difference?

[Barnabas]

Euro Argentines look like Spaniards and Italians

the ones with native american ancestry look like Paraguayans

you look like none of those groups, I guess you could still pass, but you wouldn't be typical.

[Al B. Sure!]

Euro Argentines look like Spaniards and Italians

the ones with native american ancestry look like Paraguayans

you look like none of those groups, I guess you could still pass, but you wouldn't be typical.

So I don't look like I could be Italian? Interesting because you were the one said I should get Jersey Shored Guido'd up

I am wondering why everyone assumes I'm Puerto Rican all the time, then. I go to a Dominican-owned store and they tell me the price in Spanish

[Nikolai]

You look more Spanish than Italian to me. But what do you have against Mexicans?

[Al B. Sure!]

You look more Spanish than Italian to me. But what do you have against Mexicans?

Well if it's your average peasant Mexican with heavy Amerindian ancestry, I most definitely do not look like them. If it's white Spanish Mexican, than yeah, I guess so.

[Nikolai]

But why are you offended?

[Al B. Sure!]

But why are you offended?

I'm not. It was a anti-Mexican joke.

[Nikolai]

Like our Swedish jokes, I see.

[Barnabas]

You could be Porto Rican, yeah

Can you grow a beard?

[Al B. Sure!]

You could be Porto Rican, yeah

Can you grow a beard?

Not really. It's a bit of hair (that is actually blonde mixed with black, believe it or not; I look like I have highlights in my facial hair) but I'm unable to grow a full beard.

Yeah I guess I don't just look young in the face, I can't really grow significant facial hair, I don't have any real hair on my chest, etc. I'm physically 17

Maybe cause I'm a virgin

[Nikolai]

Or genes. I've got my father's genes, he didn't have much hair on his body before he got towards 30, a few years after he got me. My uncle claims he must be the first man to get children before he got hair on his chest.

[Al B. Sure!]

Or genes. I've got my father's genes, he didn't have much hair on his body before he got towards 30, a few years after he got me. My uncle claims he must be the first man to get children before he got hair on his chest.

Nah there are plenty of teenage fathers who have done that one