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If you're tired of saving money, and want to throw away more of your money, Fun Times Airlines is the best airline to fly with! We offer exciting choices for our passengers:
You can choose to either fly without check-in luggage, or for an additional $30, you can bring check-in luggage.
There is also the choice of either flying without a carry-on piece of luggage, or bring one on with you for an additional $15.
We also offer the exciting choice for special passengers who have prothestic limbs. You can either fly without your prosthetic limb, or for an additional $40, you can keep it with you. For those with proof of being a veteran, and having lost a limb from active service, we offer a generous discount - bring your prothestic limb with you for only $39.50!
For parents with children, we haven't forgotten about you! You can choose to either to leave your children at home, or they can fly with you for $120 extra for each of your children.
We also offer exciting choices for on-flight services! When it comes to serving beverages, no other airline offers you so many choices. You can receive an empty cup FREE of charge, or if you want a beverage with your cup, you can have something for $5 extra. With snacks such as peanuts, we offer you a sealed bag FREE of charge if you return it to the stewardess/steward unopened. But you can open the snack and eat it for an extra $5.
We are currently reviewing possible additional, exciting choices for our passengers that no other airline offers! So keep an eye out for more information in the near future! And thank you for choosing Fun Times Airlines!
You can choose to either fly without check-in luggage, or for an additional $30, you can bring check-in luggage.
There is also the choice of either flying without a carry-on piece of luggage, or bring one on with you for an additional $15.
We also offer the exciting choice for special passengers who have prothestic limbs. You can either fly without your prosthetic limb, or for an additional $40, you can keep it with you. For those with proof of being a veteran, and having lost a limb from active service, we offer a generous discount - bring your prothestic limb with you for only $39.50!
For parents with children, we haven't forgotten about you! You can choose to either to leave your children at home, or they can fly with you for $120 extra for each of your children.
We also offer exciting choices for on-flight services! When it comes to serving beverages, no other airline offers you so many choices. You can receive an empty cup FREE of charge, or if you want a beverage with your cup, you can have something for $5 extra. With snacks such as peanuts, we offer you a sealed bag FREE of charge if you return it to the stewardess/steward unopened. But you can open the snack and eat it for an extra $5.
We are currently reviewing possible additional, exciting choices for our passengers that no other airline offers! So keep an eye out for more information in the near future! And thank you for choosing Fun Times Airlines!
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