The Earth is Coming to an End!

[Proteus_MST]

Well, the most important thing to remember is,
to have a well trimmed beard, clean underwear and brushed teeth...
there is no need to be a mess, when you are approaching the end of the world

[N35t0r]

Is there anything I can do to stop it?

[DriXnaK]

Apparently I need to start these threads when Albi and Dashi are on and Provost Harrison isn't. They're far better at giving idiotic knee jerk reactions. Although Darius was instrumental in giving one and even posting about the Mayan calendar which is exactly what I was looking for. I BLAME YOU HARRISON! WATCH YOUR BACK! THIS ISN'T OVER YET!

[DaShi]

:sigh: Lose one AAHZ, gain another. Just stay out of the music forum.

[DriXnaK]

Dashi do you ever come up with anything original? You seem like a really meek version of Asher. You try so hard to insult, but it just fails every time. Not only that, but you totally lack any assertiveness whatsoever.

[Dauphin]

Is no one here even remotely worried about the coming end of the world?

Let's get down to brass tacks. How does the end of the world affect me?

[DriXnaK]

You'll cease to exist.

[Dauphin]

That's a bummer. I like existing.

[DriXnaK]

I know, it kind of sucks. What can we do though?

[Dauphin]

I know, it kind of sucks. What can we do though?

Ignore the problem. It's the American way.

[DriXnaK]

It would be more accurate to say that's the European way, which is why I prefer not to ignore the issue. In fact, the very creation of this topic proves that ignoring the problem is not the American way since I am a role model citizen for the US.

[Dauphin]

Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions.

[N35t0r]

It would be more accurate to say that's the European way, which is why I prefer not to ignore the issue. In fact, the very creation of this topic proves that ignoring the problem is not the American way since I am a role model citizen for the US.

Yeah, about that. It was a mistake, we are expecting the diploma back. Sorry to have to break it to you this way.

[Egbert]

It would be more accurate to say that's the European way, which is why I prefer not to ignore the issue. In fact, the very creation of this topic proves that ignoring the problem is not the American way since I am a role model citizen for the US.

I think it very parochial to be a role model only for the US. What about foreigners who are searching for a role model?

Are you suggesting that Europeans should ignore imaginary problems about which nothing can be done? Are you suggesting that Americans should be concerned about imaginary problems about which nothing can be done? Why the difference? What should the rest of us do? I am neither American nor European so I have no idea whether I should get in a tizzy or not. Should I?

[Cort Haus]

Relax, Peter and wait for The Ashes