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  • #16
    Was it really a whole channel? I thought that was just one show.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
      If it makes you feel better Guynemer, most other countries are worse.

      Also, I'm not sure anyone from Ohio can make an unbiased analysis of American stupidity. I mean, I understand you're surrounded by Ohioans.
      What is up with you being anti-Ohio? Seriously. What's up with that?
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        Was it really a whole channel? I thought that was just one show.
        If it wasn't it damned well should have been.

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        • #19
          It's not already?

          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            What is up with you being anti-Ohio? Seriously. What's up with that?
            What's up with your complete lack of humor?

            It's not as if Virginia isn't an easy target. If you need some pointers, you should make cracks about Sons of Confederate Veterans and the fact that the Virginia Capitol has busts of Jefferson Davis and ilk. Or talk about how even West Virginia couldn't stand it anymore and left.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #21
              humor? It's funny to pick a random state and make fun of it? I don't get it. Do you have an aunt there or something and hate everytime your visit?
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                Also, I'm not sure anyone from Ohio can make an unbiased analysis of American stupidity. I mean, I understand you're surrounded by Ohioans.

                Surrounded by them? Christ, I'm ****ing MARRIED to one.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #23
                  I'll bet if/when you have kids she'll wake you up in the middle of the night to tell you your child has a fever of 99.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  • #24
                    She would, too, just to be a ****. Because she knows she could take me.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #25
                      Pin your ass until you scream for mercy.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        She interned with the FBI for a year. I doubt there's more than two or three people on this board she couldn't take down. Wouldn't know it to look at her, slender delicate flower that she is.
                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #27
                          Pretty tricky. Take people off guard with cute then *****slap them into next week.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #28
                            Outsourced is a good show, way more entertaining than Calling Mumbai ever was. Dietrich Bader gets the American (who seems crazy to everyone else) hands down right.

                            In a way the whole show is the American Way, steal a concept from a foreign country add Mass appeal while substracting everything that requires knowledge or thinking. Although that is not quite fair. Arranged Marriages was never touched in the original show. Less Cricket Jokes though.
                            Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                              She interned with the FBI for a year. I doubt there's more than two or three people on this board she couldn't take down. Wouldn't know it to look at her, slender delicate flower that she is.
                              How much does she weigh? 120 lbs? I doubt she could take a real man down.

                              Actually, revise that. A good poke in the eyes and a swift kick in the nuts and any man would be hobbled.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                                He was videotapping their football practice. It was his job. They always have that. I live 4 blocks from Temple football's practice field and there's always someone up on the scissor lift with a camera. The coach needs to see the tape.
                                Because the coach needed to see a tape a kid lost his life. The coach should be fired.

                                ACK!
                                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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