Job Posting Thread

[duke o' york]

But his craft is excellent, maybe something in the exciting world of international yacht racing/Somali piracy?

I was very tempted to respond to your offer rah, despite my lack of programming knowledge, but fortunately (for us both), I was offered the job of my dreams yesterday evening and wasted no time in accepting it.

[MrFun]

I'm looking for a job in one of following:

community college teaching
researching
archives
public library

[rah]

But his craft is excellent, maybe something in the exciting world of international yacht racing/Somali piracy?

I was very tempted to respond to your offer rah, despite my lack of programming knowledge, but fortunately (for us both), I was offered the job of my dreams yesterday evening and wasted no time in accepting it.

CONGRATS
IN times like this, any job is appreciated, for it to be a dream job is icing on the cake..

[MOBIUS]

I am looking for a job where I get paid to do nothing and insult people, I have years of experience and many references!

[rah]

It might be hard to get good references from all the people you insulted.

[MOBIUS]

Surely it would prove that I'm genuinely qualified to insult people.

[rah]

not if the references included comments like
"my grandmother's compliments had more venom then his insults"
or
"last time I heard insults like that was on 'laugh-in' "
or
'lazy and unimaginative'

[Krill]

Rah, will you employ me to sit around all day and play computer games?

[Krill]

But his craft is excellent, maybe something in the exciting world of international yacht racing/Somali piracy?

I was very tempted to respond to your offer rah, despite my lack of programming knowledge, but fortunately (for us both), I was offered the job of my dreams yesterday evening and wasted no time in accepting it.

Job is a lie without details.

[Jonny]

I'm looking for an internship in software development/engineering for next summer, and full time after graduation in December 2011. Currently pursuing BS/MS in computer science. Anyone have any leads?

[pchang]

I am looking for

Sales Engineers who can sell complicated L7 networking equipment. Total on target compensation would be in the range of $150,000 USD - $170,000 USD. Pay would be split into 80% base salary and 20% commission.

[DaShi]

Damn! I can only sell L5 networking equipment, L6 tops. Once I get to L7 it all falls apart.

[MOBIUS]

Well, you're **** out of luck then...

I'm at L20 Multi class Warlock level with a +5 Vorpal ODM/OED Wifi shiznit...

[Wiglaf]

If I thought you were serious I'd tell you to pm your resume and salary requirements to me.
I'll actually be interviewing a few pups today, but I'm not optimistic.

Salary requirements? What ****** would send those to an employer? Do you hire retards?

[DriXnaK]

Not since he hired you Wiglaf. He decided hiring retards wasn't such a good idea after all.