My Macbook Pro Has Been Dented And I Have No One To Talk About It With

[Barnabas]

(The touchpad is a sexual experience to me)

I get sexual thrills from wearing a fur coat with a pink boa around my neck

[Lonestar]

I LIKE THE MACBOOK BECAUSE OF ITS SCREEN WHICH IS INCOMPARABLE AND ITS TOUCHPAD WHICH IS INIMITABLE. And I don't know what laptop costs $10,000 except a Panasonic Toughbook but no one except for Generals and field officers use those to call in missiles, why do they advertise them in the DC METRO? I'm not going to vote to fund toughbooks because of AN AD MEANT FOR POOR PEOPLE TO SEE





Although in principle this is like using a funeral to get laid

Man I love those ads. All "Legally, we cannot tell you that the Pansonic Toughbook kills Jihadis wiht its bare hands."

[Dinner]

I get sexual thrills from wearing a fur coat with a pink boa around my neck

Who doesn't?

[Provost Harrison]

I don't. I need a leopardskin thong in that combo for it to work for me...

[N35t0r]

Don't forget the lace.