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  • My Macbook Pro Has Been Dented And I Have No One To Talk About It With

    It has FINALLY HAPPENED. My aluminum unibody has been DENTED RIGHT WHERE THE BATTERY INDICATOR LIGHTS ARE. My night is ruined, and so is the area of my case right where the battery indicator lights are. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED: I DROPPED THE LAPTOP ON CONCRETE BUT THAT IS IN THE PAST NOW. THAT IS IN THE PAST NOW AND NOW I NEED TO LOOK FORWARD TO SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM. I am not going to lie, I bought this computer for $2,300 because I like the way it looks and my current apartment has a 70s themed egg chair that goes well with it. This computer is useless for almost everything except browsing the internet (The touchpad is a sexual experience to me) and showing off how rich I am. BUT I WILL NOT OPERATE THIS THING WITH A DENT. How is the battery lights working still? It is dented? Yes, it is unquestionably dented; and now I look like I'm too poor to have a working computer. APPARENTLY REPLACING THE TOP CASE ON A MACBOOK UNIBODY COSTS $400 WHICH IS RETARDED SINCE NEWSFLASH ALUMINUM IS CHEAP! ALUMINUM IS CHEAP WHY DOES EVERYONE JIZZ OVER IT! THEY PUT [BOLD]SODA CANS IN ALUMINUM YOU IDIOTS[/BOLD]. No matter what Apple marketing says ALUMINUM IS NOT THE NEW GOLD STANDARD. IF ALUMINUM IS THE NEW SCHOLD STANDARD THEN THE ECONOMY IS WORSE THAN ANYONE EVER KNEW :Angry: :anff:

    IDEAS TO FIX THIS ARE WELCOME AND NO ONE ELSE IS. Can I vacuum out the dent with a vacuum cleaner? Or do I not understand the nature of the problem?

  • #2
    My Macbook Pro has three dents and there's a crack in the spacebar. My life is ruined.

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    • #3
      You are reminding me of someone who buys a BMW but lives in a trailer park. PLEASE KNOCK IT OFF.

      I can afford this but it is about principle not melodrama.

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      • #4
        I laugh at your misfortune.
        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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        • #5
          I bought a Lenovo. No dents so far.
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
          ){ :|:& };:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
            IDEAS TO FIX THIS ARE WELCOME AND NO ONE ELSE IS. Can I vacuum out the dent with a vacuum cleaner? Or do I not understand the nature of the problem?
            Try heating it up in a furnace. The aluminum will expand and the dent may go away.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #7
              I'M NOT WRITING AN ESSAY FOR A PHYSICS AP EXAM HERE! THIS IS REAL LIFE AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES.

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              • #8
                The Physics AP has no essay questions. Just free-response.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • #9
                  I suggest you fill the dent with diamonds, and then claim it was custom built for you by Stuart Hughes. Here is a step by step how-to reference you can go by:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    The Physics AP has no essay questions. Just free-response.
                    OH HELLO I DON'T KNOW WHAT PHYSICS AP TESTS YOU TOOK BUT QUESTIONS LIKE 'WHAT COULD YOU DO TO REDUCE THE FORCE NECESSARY TO OPEN THIS HATCH AT A PARTICULAR DEPTH' TO ME IS ASKING FOR A RESPONSE OF AT LEAST 1-2 LINES IN NORMAL ENGLISH, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID TO ME, AND JUST AS IMPRACTICAL AND THEORETICAL. ARE THEY ESSAYS? ARE THEY ESSAYS? MAYBE THEY DON'T FIT THE LITERARY LITERAL DEFINITION BUT GUESS WHAT NEITHER DO NORMAL 'ESSAY' EXAM QUESTIONS YOU BUFFOON BECAUSE THEY ARENT LITERARY COMPOSITIONS EITHER!

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                    • #11
                      The battery indicator lights are the best part of the whole computer and they are dented

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                      • #12
                        I sympathize with you Wiglaf. If you need a shoulder to cry on, give me a call.
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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                        • #13
                          You dropped it on concrete. And it lived. I think you should go to great lengths to brag about your awesomely tough MBP, highlighting the dent to all and sundry. Play your cards right and you can use it to get laid.
                          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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                          • #14
                            MBP is not a rich man's laptop, it's a poor man's laptop.

                            We've got $10K laptops hanging around at work. That $2.3K laptop is a ****ing child's toy. I am embarrassed for you.
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                            • #15
                              Mac's are pieces of ****, and Apple is a ****ty company. Why in the **** would you ever support that pretentious ********, Steve Jobs, by buying is overpriced excuse for a computer? Let me guess, you have "i*****" stamped somewhere on your body, right? Probably on your dick?
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