Does Pushing Walk Buttons At Lights Do Anything?

[Wiglaf]

All of these answers are conflictory FACE FACTS THE WALK BUTTON IS NOT FOR PARAMEDICS, it's for unskilled pedestrians to hit (this is why some even have instructions in Spanish). The duration of the light IS ONLY AFFECTED BY THE TIME OF DAY AND NOT BY THE ****ING WALK SIGNAL. So that leaves us with a theory, that they trigger a walk cycle. But this cannot be it either, because then the blind would never be able to cross, which is kind of amusing. What have remains? The non-standard button simply exists to give you something to do while you wait? I think this must be it by deduction.

Look idiots. This topic isn't discussed much online, that's why I asked it here. When people Google this they will find this page. We are the source of the knowledge on this subject right now so Let's get serious here

[NoodleNaught]

You constipated?

[NoodleNaught]

And the ****ing button makes the ****ing walk light come on here, you can't cross the street unless the ****ing walk light is mother ****ing on. Do you ****ing understand it's all about the ****ing light, for mother ****s sake.

[Asher]

I'm surprised Wiglaf follows the walk signs, like a model suburban citizen...

[Wiglaf]

STOP INFERRING I AM NOT FOLLOWING THEM UNLESS NECESSARY THE QUESTION I POSED WAS THEORETICAL. Also I HAVE NEVER VOTED ON ANY BILL CONCERNING WALK SIGNS IN TRAFFIC INTERSECTIONS! SORRY! I vote on issues that concern my constituents not Hispanic crosswalks in a ****ing federal district please stop distracting me.

And the ****ing button makes the ****ing walk light come on here, you can't cross the street unless the ****ing walk light is mother ****ing on. Do you ****ing understand it's all about the ****ing light, for mother ****s sake.

[QUTOE ] [/QUTOE] SHINY OBJECTS STOPPED BEING FASCINATING TO ME IN THE THIRD GRADE! I AM SORRY THAT IS ALL YOU CAN FIXATE ON! PLEASE BE QUIET WHILE THE BIG BOYS TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY THE LIGHT IS ON! THANKS

[Asher]

Wiggy, do you get access to nubile young pages where you work?

[DaShi]

He's a republican politician, do you really not know the answer to that?

[Wiglaf]

No political official in Washington is allowed to answer a question like that per conventional wisdom and advice of counsel BUT THE REAL ANSWER IS THAT THE PAGES GET ACCESS TO US! THAT IS WHY THEY DO IT! IT IS NOT ABOUT US GETTING ACCESS TO THEM! STOP PLAYING VICTIM! HARRY REID GROPED YOU! SO WHAT! HE'S GROPED ME TOO!

[Asher]

Do you have...yellow pages?

[NoodleNaught]

STOP INFERRING I AM NOT FOLLOWING THEM UNLESS NECESSARY THE QUESTION I POSED WAS THEORETICAL. Also I HAVE NEVER VOTED ON ANY BILL CONCERNING WALK SIGNS IN TRAFFIC INTERSECTIONS! SORRY! I vote on issues that concern my constituents not Hispanic crosswalks in a ****ing federal district please stop distracting me. [QUTOE ] [/QUTOE] SHINY OBJECTS STOPPED BEING FASCINATING TO ME IN THE THIRD GRADE! I AM SORRY THAT IS ALL YOU CAN FIXATE ON! PLEASE BE QUIET WHILE THE BIG BOYS TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY THE LIGHT IS ON! THANKS

It's MY way or.. Hell, it's MY way!

[Theben]

STOP PLAYING VICTIM! HARRY REID GROPED YOU! SO WHAT! HE'S GROPED ME TOO!

What happens in Vegas...

[MrFun]

All of these answers are conflictory FACE FACTS THE WALK BUTTON IS NOT FOR PARAMEDICS, it's for unskilled pedestrians to hit (this is why some even have instructions in Spanish). The duration of the light IS ONLY AFFECTED BY THE TIME OF DAY AND NOT BY THE ****ING WALK SIGNAL. So that leaves us with a theory, that they trigger a walk cycle. But this cannot be it either, because then the blind would never be able to cross, which is kind of amusing. What have remains? The non-standard button simply exists to give you something to do while you wait? I think this must be it by deduction.

Look idiots. This topic isn't discussed much online, that's why I asked it here. When people Google this they will find this page. We are the source of the knowledge on this subject right now so Let's get serious here

So what you're saying is, is that you're gay and that you need to come out. Okay.

[NoodleNaught]

Mr Fun are you gay in the homosexual sense?

[MrFun]

Are you a DL in the DL sense?

[Asher]

Interestingly, "DL" is also frequently used by black gay men to indicate they're closeted.