So, what's this Ryder Cup golf crap then?

[MOBIUS]

That's cos everyone wants to live here - the only reason Canada isn't overcrowded is because most of it is a frozen wasteland of epic proportions, blighted with backwards redneck hick towns like Calgary and Edmonton... I've been to Toronto and Montreal, nothing special at all...

My only interest in golf and the Ryder Cup is that it was held in Wales, and we've managed to host the best one yet at the best course yet - despite Yank attempts to sabotage the whole thing by forcing it to be played in October.

WALES! WALES! WALES!

[Asher]

That's cos everyone wants to live here

Look at net immigration as a %

[MOBIUS]

Yeah, you're right, the pop in Wales has been increasingly pretty massively lately...

[Dauphin]

That fits in with what I'd read about Methyr having the highest rate of teen pregnancy in the UK (which has the highest in Europe) and that the problem was getting worse.

[C0ckney]

i'm not surprised. there's nothing else to do in merthyr.

[MOBIUS]

That fits in with what I'd read about Methyr having the highest rate of teen pregnancy in the UK (which has the highest in Europe) and that the problem was getting worse.

Every nation has its ghetto it would rather erase from the landscape, take Sevenoaks for example...

[Dauphin]

Sevenoaks?

Dartford is a more sensible place to have a dig at boyo.

[MOBIUS]

Yes, but you don't live in Dartford...

[Dauphin]

Used to be the White Boy

Sevenoaks, a ghetto.

[MOBIUS]

Is that the most impressive building in town, or something? Clearly the most important!

[Dauphin]

Knole Park:

[Dauphin]

Chartwell is nearby too.

[MOBIUS]

I cycle past this every day on my way to work through the park: Cardiff Castle

[MOBIUS]

And this: Millennium Stadium

Actually, it's quite an action packed 10 minutes!

[Dauphin]

You should drive a tour bus.