Why is this forum so dead?

[Cort Haus]

Civ 5 is just around the corner. Civ 5 is the masterplan. New people will arrive here for us to chase away. Then we wait for Civ 6.

[DriXnaK]

It's too bad Civfanatics is policed by a bunch of net nannies with no lives, otherwise it's nice and active.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

that communist approach at CivFanatics is the reason why it is nice and active... the freedom here left only the strongest, the weak were all eaten alive and are long gone now. So from who is left, like lions, the posters here sleep 20 hours a day, thus the place feels a bit sloww. The price of freedom. Someone had to pay for it.

[MOBIUS]

I remember when this site used to have a lot of people. What happened? Fill me in on like the past...five years or so.

Some Aussie wanker ****ed a panda and got outed by Asher. After issuing Asher with a death threat he chucked a strop and stormed off to start a forum about panda ****ing. A lot of the whiny pussies from this forum then scuttled off to join him and set up a sub forum about marrying off Filipino child brides to Americans and other such douchery...

Have I missed anything?

Oh, Drake's disappeared. I assume he's en route to marry a child bride in the Philippines, via a trip to a panda reserve in China.

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm EyesOfNight. Other names you might know me by include TheDeathOfLight, StarlightDeath, PushyCarrot, QuickAcorn, and of course DriXnaK. There may even be more but I can't remember them all. I have been around since 1999 on the forums, but I became inactive over time. I had no real interest in Civ3 or Civ4 so I moved on to other things. I was better known when gameleague was still around.

Oh, I was also EvilProphet.

WHO?

Can anyone explain who this guy is?

[SlowwHand]

OMG. EyesOfNight. I could tell you tales that would cause you to not sleep, Al.

[DriXnaK]

Can anyone explain to me this whole philipines thing? Are they really marrying off child brides? Who is this Zkribbler guy? He seems like the pedo king pin. I feel like I'm going to see him someday on fox news or something as part of a sting the FBI have been working on for years.

[DriXnaK]

Some got tired of waiting for you and your remarkable wit to return

Ah, the first logical explanation I have heard yet. Now this I can believe. Indeed, this does make the most sense the more I think about it.

[Al B. Sure!]

Can anyone explain to me this whole philipines thing? Are they really marrying off child brides? Who is this Zkribbler guy? He seems like the pedo king pin. I feel like I'm going to see him someday on fox news or something as part of a sting the FBI have been working on for years.

Zkribbler is some 61 year old white guy.

[DriXnaK]

Wow Al, you have a real eye for details. I never would have guessed that from seeing his picture.

[Al B. Sure!]

Ah, the first logical explanation I have heard yet. Now this I can believe. Indeed, this does make the most sense the more I think about it.

Well EyesofNight or whatever other names you have... I don't know who you are so you must not have been very relevant.

[Thoth]

WHO?

Can anyone explain who this guy is?

An insane wanker of the Ned variety, but not as amusing.

You can safely ignore him.

[DriXnaK]

This is possible, but more than likely it's that you were too busy jacking off in the off topic forums. I was always an on topic poster and didn't even post in the off topic for many years after I first started posting here.

An insane wanker of the Ned variety, but not as amusing.

You can safely ignore him.

I'm surprised you haven't joined Lancer in the Philipines Thoth, you seem like you'd fit right in there.

[Thoth]

This is possible, but more than likely it's that you were too busy jacking off in the off topic forums. I was always an on topic tosser and didn't even post in the off topic for many years after I first started posting here.



I'm surprised you haven't joined Lancer in the Philipines Thoth, you seem like you'd fit right in there.

C'mon. Fess up. You're really Ecofarm's DL aren't you?

[DriXnaK]

That name seems vaguely familiar to me from years past. Oh, and throwing in a word into a quote is super elite. It's what I expect from a guy who gets drunk and then feels the need to share this news with people in the off topic forum. I think I did something like that one time actually on the gameleague forum, but I was 18 at the time and looking back I feel pretty stupid about it. I guess some people just never advance forward...like socialists for example.