Understanding Apolytoners: Lets start with one of my favorite people to read ASHER!

[Wiglaf]

I SAW THIS AND EVERYONE IN THE CAFE THINKS I CREAMED MY PANTS! IT WAS THE COFFEE SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH! THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD SORT OF SELF-AFFACING INGRATIATING NONSENSE I HAVE EVER SEEN! WHY WOULD YOU THANK SOMEONE FOR BEING A *****? IF YOU WANT TO PAT SOMEONE ELSE ON THE BACK SEND THEM A PRIVATE MASSAGE! EMAIL THEM! CALL A MISS SEUSS! I AM OUT OF HERE!

IM HAVING FLASHBACKS TO: MY TIME AS A RESIDENT ADVISOR IN COLLEGE! YES I WAS A DORMATORY SUPERVISOR! I WOULD WRITE STUDENTS CITATIONS FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING, HAVING LOUD SEX, NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME, PARKING IMPROPERLY, DEFACING THE WALLS, ETC. AND THEY THANKED ME FOR IT! OVER AND OVER! :ANGRY:

THIS THREAD DESERVES NOTHING! GROW A PAIR THREAD STARTER! STOP VOTING FOR IT! VOTE IT DOWN!

[KrazyHorse]

KH? He just posts "Oh what did that idiot say? They're on my ignore list!"

BORING.

I'm coasting off of my previous work

[Cort Haus]

Wiggy wins the thread.

[Grandpa Troll]

I SAW THIS AND EVERYONE IN THE CAFE THINKS I CREAMED MY PANTS! IT WAS THE COFFEE SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH! THIS IS THE MOST ABSURD SORT OF SELF-AFFACING INGRATIATING NONSENSE I HAVE EVER SEEN! WHY WOULD YOU THANK SOMEONE FOR BEING A *****? IF YOU WANT TO PAT SOMEONE ELSE ON THE BACK SEND THEM A PRIVATE MASSAGE! EMAIL THEM! CALL A MISS SEUSS! I AM OUT OF HERE!

IM HAVING FLASHBACKS TO: MY TIME AS A RESIDENT ADVISOR IN COLLEGE! YES I WAS A DORMATORY SUPERVISOR! I WOULD WRITE STUDENTS CITATIONS FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING, HAVING LOUD SEX, NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME, PARKING IMPROPERLY, DEFACING THE WALLS, ETC. AND THEY THANKED ME FOR IT! OVER AND OVER! :ANGRY:

THIS THREAD DESERVES NOTHING! GROW A PAIR THREAD STARTER! STOP VOTING FOR IT! VOTE IT DOWN!

Wiggie, are you the one that gives peeps your credit card, like hookers and whino's?

I also have an opinion of you just not quite a high as I have others and certainly while your entertaining, I feel Asher offers so much to this site and has personally helped me so much, while no I can't have his babies but yes I can take time from my 51 year old life and thank him and post some positive thoughts and observations about him

[Wiglaf]

HE'S NOT. THAT. INNOCENT! You are a pretend village elder and he is a pretend twink. This is a forum not Jersey Shore. Paging a real man. PAGING A REAL MAN? I am the only real man on these forums and it's because I HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE IN THE MORNING

[Asher]

I usually pick the evenings to hold myself accountable. Helps me sleep better. In the morning I'm too tired to enjoy it.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Is this thread likely to become a recurring feature? All that syrup gives me concerns about diabetes.

[Asher]

Fortunately I am a helpful fellow.

[N35t0r]

ASHER: THE ONLY CURE FOR DIABETES

[Asher]

Are you saying I'm sweet?

[-Jrabbit]

He's saying you're like insulin. Too much and we go into shock.

[Asher]

If I had a nickel for every time a guy told me I was too much...

[Wiglaf]

PEOPLE ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE THEY WANT YOU TO STOP! IT'S A FLATTERING WAY TO GET OUT OF AWKWARD SEX! SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL! SORRY TO BURTST YOUR BUBBLE!

YOU'RE TOO MUCH
Really?
LET'S STOP PORKING SO I CAN CATCH MY BREATH. :ANGRY:
NO, THIS WOULD BE TOO MUCH / jelly donut
GOOD POINT! I WAS LYING! I JUST WANTED THE SEX TO STOP!
AT LEAST BE HONEST NEXT TIME!
THERE'S WONT BE A NEXT TIME!

[N35t0r]

The trick, with girls at least, is to have them tied up (or otherwise helpless) by that point

[N35t0r]

Also, Wiggy appears to know that a jelly doughnut up your ass is too much.

Thinking about it though, if you fit it properly, you don't have to remove it later.



It remains to be seen if that is an improvement, though. I'm not trying it.