I am Sam, from Nepal.

[ZEE]

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[MikeH]

Christ, you're worse than I am and I'm terrible... Dude, everyone who's new and appears to be semi-coherent is a DL of Loin since he got permabanned. It will be that way until he either establishes an identity, (ie, NGR), or returns under the old name.

Not permabanned, banned for 6 months.

[IamSamSamIam]

Why haven't the Nepalese invaded and crushed those pussies in Bhutan?

This is a delicate situation. Refugees and the oppression by the Bhutan government, which favors the minority, makes it so. The lack of a border between Nepal and Bhutan, with India as a buffer, increases the considerations. As you know, India has many problems of their own.

[Guynemer]

Man up. They measure "gross domestic happiness", unless I'm very much mistaken. That is, essentially, a giant "Please invade us!" sign flashing over their capitol. Get it done, or we'll get it done for you.

[IamSamSamIam]

Truth be told, "you getting it done" would work out well in my eyes.

[SlowwHand]

You bunch of yak herders. You think we have nothing else to do?

[IamSamSamIam]

I personally am not associated with any yak herders, but yes, we have news outlets here. We know of your various involvements.

[ColdWizard]

Do you know where I can buy a yeti?

[Guynemer]

I'd avoid "Yetis, Yetis, and Yetis", as they tend to mark-up the merchandise. Turn right from that store, then left at "Yeti, Yak, & Co.", then straight on to "Bed, Bath, & Yetis" for the best deal.

You know, in the Yeti District.

[Solomwi]

This is a delicate situation. Refugees and the oppression by the Bhutan government, which favors the minority, makes it so. The lack of a border between Nepal and Bhutan, with India as a buffer, increases the considerations. As you know, India has many problems of their own.

No, no, no. You don't mention internal oppression and hope for it to do the job alone. You first mention Bhutan's terrorist training camps and the king's welcoming al Qaeda with open arms (alternatively, the Bhutanese WMD programs). Then you mention internal oppression, preferably of women. Only then can we get motivated enough to do it for you. Although personally, I agree with Guy. The gross national happiness measurement alone would be enough in a perfect world.

[ColdWizard]

I'd avoid "Yetis, Yetis, and Yetis", as they tend to mark-up the merchandise. Turn right from that store, then left at "Yeti, Yak, & Co.", then straight on to "Bed, Bath, & Yetis" for the best deal.

You know, in the Yeti District.

You're a shill for Bed, Bath & Yetis, I want a local's opinion

[IamSamSamIam]

I have seen no Yeti. That does not mean there is no Yeti, only that I have no experience with a Yeti.

[Thoth]

I have no experience with a Yeti.

Virgins.

[IamSamSamIam]

Virgins? Surely you don't mean... I must misunderstand.

[SlowwHand]

Sam? I don't think you misunderstood. These people talk about boinking dead deer.