Man Blows Himself Up Trying To Kill Spider

[KrazyHorse]

Fake.

[Guynemer]

Yeah, it appears to be more of a 69 thing, unless he had several ribs removed.

[Sir Og]

WTF Loin?! I was having breakfast at my desk at work when I scrolled to the "dick in the guy's mouth".
Not cool

[KrazyHorse]

Anybody who browses poly on a work computer (where "work" != "university") is an idiot.

[Wiglaf]

!= DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING! STOP USING IT! ALL OF OYU! THIS IS NOT AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET! THIS IS A DIALOGUE! YOU ARE NOT AN INTERESTING PERSON FOR USING IT! :ANGRY:

[Wiglaf]

AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS! JUST CANNOT BE DONE!

[KrazyHorse]

!= DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING! STOP USING IT! ALL OF OYU! THIS IS NOT AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET! THIS IS A DIALOGUE! YOU ARE NOT AN INTERESTING PERSON FOR USING IT! :ANGRY:

No Excel spreadsheet could possibly contain my awesomeness.

!

[MikeH]

You're more of a Lotus 1-2-3 guy.

[MOBIUS]

AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS! JUST CANNOT BE DONE!

Oh yes it can! According to the Sex Edition of Trivial Pursuit, 1 in a 1000 men are capable of autofellatio > NSFW

EDIT: Apparently wikipedia says it's 3 in a 1000.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'd love to know how they conducted that sampling exercise.

[ZEE]

.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You have participated. Seeing as you're flexible enough to disappear up your own bumhole with every post, autofellatio should be a breeze.

And let's face facts- nobody else is going to suck it.

[Cort Haus]

*should*

[Guynemer]

That is not metal.

[Provost Harrison]

OK, in response to the replies to my post, let's take a straw poll...

Just how much of a f**k does PH give about entomology?

A. Couldn't give a flying...
B. Just doesn't give a...

I'll let you decide, people