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    WHEN his wife screamed there was a spider in the house, Chris Welding sprang to her defence, nearly killing himself in the process.

    The IT engineer chased the spider into their bathroom in Clacton, Essex, England.

    Wielding a flammable aerosol can, he sprayed the spider as it cowered behind the toilet pan and then lit a cigarette lighter to see if he had killed it.

    However, the flame ignited the gas and caused a massive explosion blow Mr Welding off his feet and into the hall, causing severe burns, and lifting the loft door off its hinges. ...

    A fire brigade spokesman said firemen found no evidence of the spider, dead or alive.

    "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene," said the Essex Fire Service spokesman.
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    Is killing a spider with a shoe or magazine too old-fashioned??
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    • #3
      So close to becoming a Darwin award contender.
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      • #4
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        Last edited by ZEE; December 22, 2010, 20:40.
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        • #5
          Why are British women so afraid of spiders?
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          • #6
            household cleaner, especially bleach, kills the crap out of bugs. They move so slow when they're covered in the stuff and eventually die.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Flubber View Post
              Is killing a spider with a shoe or magazine too old-fashioned??
              I had a cracking shot just before bed last night with a daddy long legs. I swung a flip flop and batted its abdomen clean off its thorax and the top half slowly fell to the floor. Certainly shut the bastard up, I couldn't have done with that thing buzzing around my face all night.
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                Last edited by ZEE; December 22, 2010, 20:38.
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                • #9
                  It's a crane fly you idiot and they do not eat mosquitoes.

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                    Last edited by ZEE; December 22, 2010, 20:38.
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                    • #11
                      This is coming from the grammar and spelling expert AAHZ, folks. It carries weight.
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                      • #12
                        Same thing, only identified differently.


                        Crane Fly

                        Numerous other common names have been applied to the crane fly, many of them more or less regional, including mosquito hawk, mosquito eater (or skeeter ...
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                        • #13
                          Thanks, loin.
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                            “...This means GCA won 7 battles against our units, had Horsemen retreat from 2 battles against NMs, and lost 0 battles.” --Jon Shafer 1st ISDG

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                            • #15
                              I think that gentleman will be hearing from the esteemed members of Dethklok.

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