Do They Sell Condoms For Dogs' Penises?

[MRT144]

Sometimes rocks = win.

I'm tired of Al not knowing anything about anything.

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm tired of Al not knowing anything about anything.

Yeah well that's me on Apolyton since March 1999. There's always been a huge cultural void between myself and the rest of you.

[MRT144]

Yeah well that's me on Apolyton since March 1999. There's always been a huge cultural void between myself and the rest of you.

I previously linked something that you should never read.

[Al B. Sure!]

I previously linked something that you should never read.

Yeah well I saw it. That place is bizarre.

Anyway, it's more than just knowledge of memes... there is a fundamental disconnect between the decadent bourgeois values of almost everyone on Apolyton and myself. It has always been a gulf between all of you and myself since I first signed up here.

The women you all like I find disgusting... the women I like, you all find disgusting... the music you all like is painful to my ears... the music I like is considered crap by you all... on Apolyton, it is considered that the average family has 6 bathrooms... in my world, that does not exist.

In every fathomable facet, there is a rift between myself and you all. Our world views, values, aesthetics, way of life, everything is fundamentally opposed.

Even life experiences... I have had a handgun placed to my head... I have been shot at... I have been in fear for my life... I have had two of my friends murdered in cold blood... there is more that I will not go into but it is experiences that none of you have ever experienced.

[MRT144]

Whitey just trade meme references as a form of conversation.

Also, you probably have more in common with some balkan posters than Kuci JR.

Here's the real disconnect Al; you don't know when we're pulling your leg at all.

[Al B. Sure!]

Whitey just trade meme references as a form of conversation.

Also, you probably have more in common with some balkan posters than Kuci JR.

Heraclitus

[MRT144]

That's the worst kind of association.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Wiggy? You're just going to have to toss him off regularly before he goes out.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Anyway, it's more than just knowledge of memes... there is a fundamental disconnect between the decadent bourgeois values of almost everyone on Apolyton and myself. It has always been a gulf between all of you and myself since I first signed up here.

The women you all like I find disgusting... the women I like, you all find disgusting... the music you all like is painful to my ears... the music I like is considered crap by you all... on Apolyton, it is considered that the average family has 6 bathrooms... in my world, that does not exist.

In every fathomable facet, there is a rift between myself and you all. Our world views, values, aesthetics, way of life, everything is fundamentally opposed.

Even life experiences... I have had a handgun placed to my head... I have been shot at... I have been in fear for my life... I have had two of my friends murdered in cold blood... there is more that I will not go into but it is experiences that none of you have ever experienced.

And you're happy too, right? Oh, hang on...

Experiences are just incidents unless you learn from them.

[MRT144]

And you're happy too, right? Oh, hang on...

Experiences are just incidents unless you learn from them.

QFMFTMFH

[Provost Harrison]

Washington isn't going to get neutered for a variety of reasons (The main one being that I think it would make him less of a man). He routinely goes out on Sunday nights and has more sex than I do, to the point that I get complaints. Since today is a Sunday, I am preparing for the worst. If there is anyone here who knows any options short of castration, please let me know. I have tried spraying his face with Vinegar on Sunday afternoons put that just makes him more horny. I have also called the veterinarian and will go back on Wednesday but she is something of a whore herself so I'm not sure what help she could provide. Please advise

You can't lie. Your penis is the same size of that of a chihuahua and micropenis human condoms are just far too capacious...