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    Do They Sell Condoms For Dogs' Penises?

    Washington isn't going to get neutered for a variety of reasons (The main one being that I think it would make him less of a man). He routinely goes out on Sunday nights and has more sex than I do, to the point that I get complaints. Since today is a Sunday, I am preparing for the worst. If there is anyone here who knows any options short of castration, please let me know. I have tried spraying his face with Vinegar on Sunday afternoons put that just makes him more horny. I have also called the veterinarian and will go back on Wednesday but she is something of a whore herself so I'm not sure what help she could provide. Please advise
    Last edited by Wiglaf; August 29, 2010, 16:40. Reason: Condams are a last resort because dogs cannot put them on by themselves
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    This has Asher written all over it.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #3
      Yay! Wiggy's back!
      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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      • #4
        The first two responses have been really helpful. It's 5:20 PM and Washington is about to get back on the horse so to speak so can someone please expedite this process

        My girlfriend just sprayed him with Vinegar. Just great. I should not have left the bottle around. (By the way humans do not get horny when Vinegar is sprayed on them so it's not even worth trying)
        Last edited by Wiglaf; August 29, 2010, 17:22. Reason: Does anyone know if you can "spray" a male dog or is that not a thing

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          Try keeping him indoors? Then he can only have sex with your laundry or some sort of canine intruder.
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            This has Asher written all over it.
            Asher doesn't live in DC.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              I'd rather he have sex with other dogs than my leg so he will stay outdoors tonight. But therein lies the problem.

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              • #8
                They only sell female dog condoms.
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                • #9
                  You could tie him to a tree? Then the lady dogs would have to come to him. Is he a ***** magnet?
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    Asher doesn't live in DC.
                    We have this thing called the Internet, I hear, where people from different cities can communicate with each other instantly.

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                    • #11
                      Neuticles!
                      Graffiti in a public toilet
                      Do not require skill or wit
                      Among the **** we all are poets
                      Among the poets we are ****.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                        Asher doesn't live in DC.


                        A torch has been passed.
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                        • #13
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            I bet wiglaf's dog is a power bottom.
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                            • #15
                              This is the second thread that I've seen tonight where you reference "power bottom". Is there something you want to confide to us?
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                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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