I have a foolproof, thee-point plan for saving America

[Guynemer]

Step One: Whilst heavily armed with firearms, edged weapons, bludgeons, chains, and assorted bric-a-brac, assemble outside of theaters showing "Vampires Suck" and "Piranha 3D".

Step Two: Proceed to use firearms, edged weapons, bludgeons, chains, and assorted bric-a-brac upon patrons of aforementioned theaters.

Step Three: Profit!



Feel free to point out flaws in my plan, if you can find any. It appears air-tight to me.

[notyoueither]

Guynemer for President!

[Guynemer]

I'm but a humble servant of the people.

[Hauldren Collider]

You forgot Titanic 3D.

That's right they're ****ing remaking titanic. In 3d. Because it wasn't enough of a shallow cash cow already.

SPOILER ALERT: The ship ****ing sinks.

[Zevico]

True. But whether you be near or far it looks like the profits will go on and oooooooon.

[Tuberski]

Step One: Whilst heavily armed with firearms, edged weapons, bludgeons, chains, and assorted bric-a-brac, assemble outside of theaters showing "Vampires Suck" and "Piranha 3D".

Step Two: Proceed to use firearms, edged weapons, bludgeons, chains, and assorted bric-a-brac upon patrons of aforementioned theaters.

Step Three: Profit!



Feel free to point out flaws in my plan, if you can find any. It appears air-tight to me.

It's a THREE point plan.

Point four should be the same as point one but with Twilight movies.

ACK!

[Barnabas]

Guynemer

I would gladly bring my sling to your ethnic cleansing






Can Vampires Suck be worse than Meet the Spartans?

Rottentomatoes calls it a slight step forward

[Al B. Sure!]

You're a veritable John Brown, Guy.

[Guynemer]

It's a THREE point plan.

Point four should be the same as point one but with Twilight movies.

ACK!

I stand corrected. Of course, it would be the right honorable Tuberski who improves upon my plan. You honor me with your advice, sir.

[Elok]

Actually, I think this whole summer has been a long mill of disappointment. Iron Man 2 was a serviceable, silly blockbuster, and then...Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, cute kids' movies...erm, Inception was supposed to be good, I just didn't see it because I dislike Dicaprio and don't care for movies where you leave the theater wondering what you just watched...what else was there? The wife and I said Screw It and got Netflix after a long perusal of our abysmal prospects back in early June. No interesting dramas, no appealing comedies, even a shortage of retarded action flicks to giggle at. We've dug so far into nostalgia that they remade the bloody A Team.

[Kuciwalker]

Um, TS3 was ****ing awesome.

[Elok]

Yes, and I listed it, though I didn't actually see it; I live out in the sticks, and our piddly four-screen theater rotates through films very quickly. But it's kind of bad when the kids' movies are almost the only good things to hit theaters all summer. Adults are watching Julia Roberts play some self-absorbed middle-aged hausfrau in the third world.

[Solomwi]

It's a THREE point plan.

Point four should be the same as point one but with Twilight movies.

ACK!

Is there a Twilight movie currently showing? Even if not, I think your improvement is workable. We just need to somehow ensure that every Twilight DVD ships infested with the ebola virus.

[DaShi]

I believe that there is a deal that there will always be a Twilight movie playing in a cinema in every town.

[Tuberski]

Is there a Twilight movie currently showing? Even if not, I think your improvement is workable. We just need to somehow ensure that every Twilight DVD ships infested with the ebola virus.

If they Imax 3D it like they are doing with Avatar, we could fix millions of problems.

ACK!