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  • #16
    This thread is also the definition of inevitable - a discussion about Cardiff turning to a discussion about sh*t very quickly
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #17
      48K calories? Assuming half his calories came from fats and half from carbs and proteins, that's 2.6kg of fat and 6kg of everything else; 8.6kg (19 lbs!) of food a day! Holy ****! His bowel movements would be insane.
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #18
        You guys are talking ****.
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #19
          No man must ever bear witness to what has been forever scorched upon the surface of my retinas... no man must ever breathe the polluted air that I have breathed standing near that altar to some horrible god set upon that toilet.

          I ask you, have you ever seen a toilet filled to capacity? So full that the toilet itself rejected its horrid contents with disgust?
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #20
            Every morning after I go out for a curry of course
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Boris Godunov View Post
              The guy holding the board is the fattest surfer I've ever seen.
              He's not a surfer. He's like a mule. He only carries it.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                I don't know. He certainly looks like he is planning to surf that thing.

                That poor, poor board.

                Is that Toshiko Sato behind him?
                VANGUARD

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                • #23
                  But I hear Cardiff isn't safe. Dr Who said there was a rift in the space time continuum there and if you aren't careful you can be sucked into another time or dimension.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by OzzyKP View Post



                    Cardiff
                    Everyone hates that surfer statue. It local name is "the Cardiff kook" because his eyes look so weird and it gets vandalized on a regular basis.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Boris Godunov View Post
                      The guy holding the board is the fattest surfer I've ever seen.
                      You see a lot of those around here. It's part of the reason long boards came back into style. The fatties were sinking on the short boards.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #26


                        Video on the Cardiff Kook shark attack prank. Oh, and before Mobius can say it... Yes, we stole your city's name.
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #27
                          Surely there's a Cardiff in Ontario as well...

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                          • #28
                            There was until 2001, when it was amalgamated.

                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #29
                              It sounds like PH's mystery turd absorbed water and so expanded.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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