The cat at 3:00am

[SlowwHand]

That's what I'm going to tell your wife. You = "it".

[Cort Haus]

Give it some ****ing fish, what do you think it's waiting for?

(wd to any posters that may have already pointed this out)

[Wiglaf]

Trash/Recycling day is tomorrow morning but you already took it out to the curb and you have an empty jug. No big deal. Just open the door and... there's a black cat sitting at the bottom of the steps looking at you.

Close door... I'll come back in 10 minutes. Yeah, it's just a little cat but that was very ominous. A black cat sitting at the bottom of the steps looking at your door for who knows how long until you opened it at 3 am.

10 minutes later and you open the door again. The cat is still there apparently unmoved. It doesn't even move or have to move to look at you because it's frozen in the same position it was in earlier.

10 minutes later... same thing... 20 minutes later... same thing...

Just sitting there at the bottom of the steps looking at you when you open the door.

What do you do? Help.

It seems like in life you always keep trying to do stupid things over and over, somehow expecting a different result each time, and then run here for answers it doesn't materialize. If you can't kill a cat how will you kill the Arabs?

[Sir Og]

It seems like in life you always keep trying to do stupid things over and over, somehow expecting a different result each time, and then run here for answers it doesn't materialize. If you can't kill a cat how will you kill the Arabs?

Wiglaf wins yet another thread