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  • The cat at 3:00am

    Trash/Recycling day is tomorrow morning but you already took it out to the curb and you have an empty jug. No big deal. Just open the door and... there's a black cat sitting at the bottom of the steps looking at you.

    Close door... I'll come back in 10 minutes. Yeah, it's just a little cat but that was very ominous. A black cat sitting at the bottom of the steps looking at your door for who knows how long until you opened it at 3 am.

    10 minutes later and you open the door again. The cat is still there apparently unmoved. It doesn't even move or have to move to look at you because it's frozen in the same position it was in earlier.

    10 minutes later... same thing... 20 minutes later... same thing...

    Just sitting there at the bottom of the steps looking at you when you open the door.

    What do you do? Help.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    It is a demon cat. I am certain.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #3
      Scary stuff, jarhead.
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #4
        Throw water on it. Holy water if it's a demon cat.

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        • #5
          Cats can predict when someone is going to die.

          What ever happened to that incidence with your stripper exgirlfriend whom you never slept with?
          Last edited by DaShi; July 27, 2010, 04:31.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #6
            My 12 pound ex-feral would rip the black cat's head open the moment i opened the door.
            The Wizard of AAHZ

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            • #7
              As in the original thread, they are just after fish.

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              • #8
                Awwww, whooos a cuuute liddle puddy cat? Whooos a cute lil' Ahhh! AHHHHH!!!! AAUUUUUUGH!!!!!











                *mew*
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #9
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                    As in the original thread, they are just after fish.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #11
                      buy a guy, it's the only way to be safe.
                      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
                        buy a guy, it's the only way to be safe.
                        Slavery is illegal.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          It's obvious: you need a shotgun.
                          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                          • #14
                            Hey, hey, HEY!
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              whatever you do don't feed it
                              Monkey!!!

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