LOL gay marriage

[Barnabas]

I turn on the tv,

Argentine senator says:

Abraham Lincoln was bisexual

And Christine of Sweden, Joan of Arc, Sor Juana Inez de la Cruz were lesbians



Female senator interrupts him and asks: Where did you get that information?

The senator answers: The Internet


Then he says that there are many gays in the animal and vegetable kingdom

[N35t0r]

And then people wonder why we are where we are

[Al B. Sure!]

LOL Gay marriages? Don't you mean LOL retarded latins?

[N35t0r]

They're debating Gay Marriage.

[Theben]

Sounds like he's familiar with the vegetable kingdom.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

teh internets are poweful tools

[Perfection]

NEED CREDIBLE SOURCE OR I'LL DISMISS YOUR REMARKS AS LIES!

[OzzyKP]

LOL Gay marriages? Don't you mean LOL retarded latins?

AKA "LOL Christianity? Don't you mean LOL retarded fundamentalist, literalist, conservative, southern, hypocritical preachers?"

[ColdWizard]

The correct answer is "LOL, politicians" then "" and then "" (which should be blue) when you realize they are the ones in charge.

[Barnabas]

Gay marriage won, 33 votes to 27

I am thinking of moving to the countryside, I don't want God to spare Buenos Aires because of my presence

[C0ckney]

seriously though, good on argentina

[DaShi]

I probably wrote most of what he is referring to.

[N35t0r]

Yeah, after last vote, I was afraid they wouldn't approve it.


One of my aunts went to a protest against it

[Elok]

Gay marriage won, 33 votes to 27

I am thinking of moving to the countryside, I don't want God to spare Buenos Aires because of my presence

Don't worry, there's a considerable backlog in Divine Wrath. God only just now got around to smiting the wicked Haitians for a pact with the devil 200 years ago, assuming having to live in a ****hole like Haiti wasn't punishment enough. I guess that's for their current low-level practice of voodoo though. Cataclysmic stuff like voting to let gays have hospital visitation rights, now, that'll take a while to brew up an adequate punishment. You shouldn't need to move away until 2050 or so, when San Francisco is struck by a storm of meteorites, devoured by locusts, and submerged by a tidal wave before finally being swallowed entire by the earth opening up beneath it. You should be next in the queue then, just as soon as God gets done inflicting one or two fatal mudslides/hurricanes per year on Central America because the Aztecs sacrificed children in pre-Columbian times.

In conclusion, anti-Catholicism is the last acceptable prejudice.

[Barnabas]

Don't worry, there's a considerable backlog in Divine Wrath. God only just now got around to smiting the wicked Haitians for a pact with the devil 200 years ago, assuming having to live in a ****hole like Haiti wasn't punishment enough. I guess that's for their current low-level practice of voodoo though. Cataclysmic stuff like voting to let gays have hospital visitation rights, now, that'll take a while to brew up an adequate punishment. You shouldn't need to move away until 2050 or so, when San Francisco is struck by a storm of meteorites, devoured by locusts, and submerged by a tidal wave before finally being swallowed entire by the earth opening up beneath it. You should be next in the queue then, just as soon as God gets done inflicting one or two fatal mudslides/hurricanes per year on Central America because the Aztecs sacrificed children in pre-Columbian times.

In conclusion, anti-Catholicism is the last acceptable prejudice.

When Cuba gets a hurricane it is punished because of communism

When Mexico gets a hurricane, it is punished because of their masonic gov and drug cartels

Dominican Republic only gets hurricanes because they share Hispaniola with Haiti, they should blame the Haitians

Perhaps a smaller punishment would suffice, a gay pride parade could get struck by lightning, a small earthquake could destroy the congress burying alive the senators who voted for gay marriage

Off course, deny them Christian burial