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  • How Safe Is It To Use My Electric Razor In The Shower?

    I recently purchased my first electric razor at 150% markup from CVS (the self checkout kiosk is more attractive than anyone I have seen working there) and am loving every minute of it. It seems impossible to injure myself using it, I don't need a mirror or new blades or shaving cream, and I'll admit I find it ticklish. Let's just get one thing straight: Can I use this in the shower? It is supposedly cleaned by pouring water into it. Would you use your laptop in the shower NO. But this is not a laptop. Secondary objective: I want to find out if these are effective as normal razors, or if they are considered training wheels for retards who cannot figure out how to get a close shave with a normal razor without ripping into their skin. I do not want to seem competitive but I am competitive, and if I can't get a close shave then that beats the convenience of shaving in the swimming pool. My neighbor wears a speedo when he gets the mail and even he gets a close shave

  • #2
    Real men don't shave.
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    • #3
      Can I get a fact check on that please?

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      • #4
        Chuck Norris is all the facts you'll ever need.
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        • #5
          Why would you shave in the shower?
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          • #6
            Electric razors are for pussies and spastics.


            Basically, what I'm saying is that they are perfect for you, Wiggy.
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            • #7
              Depends what you're shaving. I can understand the "Back, crack and sack" brigade shying away from a real man's razor.
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              • #8
                Bit of a logical fallacy, as no real man would be in said brigade.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                  Depends what you're shaving. I can understand the "Back, crack and sack" brigade shying away from a real man's razor.
                  Only if you mean straight razor by that. A safety razor is perfectly usable and safe for shaving the nether regions. It is the electric razor that cannot cope with the scrotal hair.
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                  • #10
                    Well, shucks. Guess I just revealed my total ignorance of scrotal shaving there.
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                    • #11
                      I kept a safety razor around for my sack and back when I shaved with a straight razor.

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                      • #12
                        Don't electric razors leave you at best with an incipient Miami Vice shade?
                        I need a foot massage

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
                          Don't electric razors leave you at best with an incipient Miami Vice shade?
                          Which is a good thing...
                          Who would want to get rid of all his facial hair?
                          After all, facial hair is one of the things that distinguishes real men from girls

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                            Why would you shave in the shower?

                            To save on shaving cream.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                              To save on shaving cream.
                              And time.
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