40,000 posts

[giblets]

Asher has only made .4% of the posts on this forum up to this point.

[Asher]

I hate you all

and if I wasnt convinced Alby is a gangbanger with a stash of weapons and underworld connections i'd say something far more worse and directed at alby

[Al B. Sure!]

190,000 isn't that much! It's only...

-the number of Chinese soldiers killed during the Korean War
-the number of iPad pre-orders on the first week
-the number of people who immigrate to Britain each year
-the number of jobs lost in the US in October 2009
-the number of guns given to Iraqi security forces that went missing

See, with that perspective, it's nothing!

[Asher]

oh my ****ing god. you guys are killing me.

[giblets]

If Asher lives to be 76, he can churn out another 189,252 posts before he dies.

[Asher]

11 years

!! YEARS

christ.

[Al B. Sure!]

Hey... look at it this way. You only average 10.37 posts a day for 11 years...

[Asher]

Do you want me to kill myself Alby

[Al B. Sure!]

There's a big drop off from you three til you get to Imran at 30,471. After that, it's a gradual decline.

[Asher]

I nedd the PCR now

[Al B. Sure!]

Paddy and Grandpa Troll

I have no idea who Paddy is and Grandpa Troll I'm surprised because he really doesn't post much. You'll catch up to both of them in about a week or so though.

[Asher]

Who?

[giblets]

There's still two people with higher post counts, so you fail at being biggest failure.

[Asher]

I hate postcount. it is a reminder of my failures in life.

[Al B. Sure!]

Can a mod please PCR me

Clearly you are drunk.