How did you meet whomever you're with?

[MrFun]

[rah]

Um, what is impressive about you in the first place?

I never figured that one out. I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
And she wasn't doing the drugs I was doing back then.

It was funny because by the end of the reunion most of the people were convinced that I went to school with them. Once you learned the priests and nuns names, all the stories sounded the same

[MrFun]

He has one hell of a polo shirt collection.

That explains EVERYTHING.

[Drake Tungsten]

It's hard for sex offenders to find quality employment.

[Guynemer]

So you're still barred from going within 500 feet of any parks or schools?

Well, that too, but what I meant was that I ain't paid ****.

[Al B. Sure!]

Rah has a ferret fetish? He looks exactly like Ming?

[Saras]

I lacked a lighter in the summer of 1996 by the sea. She was sitting with her sister having a smoke.

[Asher]

He has one hell of a polo shirt collection.

[MrFun]

Um, what is impressive about you in the first place?

[rah]

My wife was our group's secretary at my first job out of college. I didn't start dating her until after I had moved on to a different job. She invited me to her grade school reunion. Since we both went to Catholic grade schools I thought it would be entertaining. It finally dawned on me that she invited me in an attempt to impress her old school chums (yeah, go figure that) Our 25th wedding anniversary will be next year.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

She was a flatmate of the top-rated law student in Wales. I was round there a lot, copying his work. We talked a few times. Then I bumped into her when I'd gone out clubbing on my own, absolutely stuffed to the gills with amphetamines. When she managed to briefly stop me jabbering utter nonsense, she stuck her tongue down my throat and 18 years later here we are.

[KrazyHorse]

So you're still barred from going within 500 feet of any parks or schools?

[Guynemer]

"pediatrician," which single women read as "high income, good with kids."

If only those single women were right.

[MOBIUS]

To be fair, Guy, you probably put your occupation down as "pediatrician," which single women read as "high income, good with kids." Your success with Match.com may thus have been a liiiittle bit higher than the average...I say this in reference to the string of tail, of course, not implying anything about your wife.

If I was single again I'd take a page out of Imran's book and figure out which religion had the most hotties and convert to it to increase my chances!

[Wezil]

Were you drinking champagne?

It tasted just like cherry cola.