Do you wear polo/tennis/golf shirts casually?

[Drake Tungsten]

Very.

[KrazyHorse]

Get a bigger shirt, you ****. It's supposed to fit well on the shoulders and be slightly loose at the waist.

[KrazyHorse]

I can see it stretching from that ****ing pic.

Holy ****, learn to dress yourself.

[Al B. Sure!]

It's a freaking Large, KH! A Large! I don't know what scrawny Frenchmen these shirts are designed for but a Large! Should I buy XL from now on?

And it IS loose at the waist. It's the chest/shoulders/arms that are tight.

[KrazyHorse]

You quite obviously need a size bigger. Is it Lacoste? They come in numbered sizes, not letter sizes

[Al B. Sure!]

No, it's not a Lacoste. It's Hollister Maybe that's why. They're designed for skinny pubescent boys

I'm a size 6 in Lacoste by the way. That's like a Large, right?

[Al B. Sure!]

I've noticed Lacoste shirts are fairly looser than RL Polo, but considerably looser than Hollister, Abercrombie, or Armani Exchange polos. Makes you wonder why even have sizes at all if there's so much variety in Larges?

[KrazyHorse]

That's like a Large, right?

Yes.

Polos shouldn't be tight anywhere. Should fit your shoulders with no stretching. Arms should be loose enough to fit a finger in without stretching. Waist should be somewhat loose.

Anybody who has a potbelly may find that their mileage varies.

[KrazyHorse]

I find that lacoste fits well, but not other brands (generally not enough room in shoulders relative to waist). Nevertheless, that polo you're wearing is just too ****ing tight all over.

[KrazyHorse]

You need to learn to take a ****ing picture without staring creepily into the camera. Is that how you look when you ask girls out?

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm thinking most brands are designed to be tight...

[Al B. Sure!]

You need to learn to take a ****ing picture without staring creepily into the camera. Is that how you look when you ask girls out?

Should I look away from the camera? I heard people subconsciously find that more attractive.

And yes, women have told me I have a weird gaze

[KrazyHorse]

Albie, the look on models shouldn't be the look you try to fit.

It looks fine posed. In person, it looks stretched, rumpled...and super ****ing gay (no offence intended, Asher).

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Still look gay, Asher?

Just slightly retarded.

[Asher]

Albie, the look on models shouldn't be the look you try to fit.

It looks fine posed. In person, it looks stretched, rumpled...and super ****ing gay (no offence intended, Asher).

None taken. You're absolutely right.

If Alby went to a gay club, he'd fit right in. Seriously.

I stand out. I even wear CAPS. I'm a ****ing rebel.