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  • #31
    Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
    The one thing I'd change about soccer, is the offside call. Make it like hockey's blue line, where players can't cross the top of the penalty box until after the ball does.

    It seems wrong to penalize the offense because the defense isn't paying attention.

    ACK!
    This. All of this.

    The offsides rule in soccer is absolutely, positively, 100% pure retarded.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Elok View Post
      If it helps, there are probably still plenty of shots of Zinedine Zidane unleashing headbutt justice on YouTube. Sadly, that kind of maneuver is not actually part of gameplay, so yes, soccer sucks.

      This is the truest thing you've ever said.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Wezil View Post
        My thoughts exactly but then again I'm an uncultured north american.

        What's your excuse?
        Have you seen England play?
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        • #34
          Listening to the clueless Septic Tanks whining ignorantly about football and the offside rule actually makes me want England to win tonight, for about the first time since the draw was made.

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          • #35
            Is there anything at all inaccurate with what I said? Were my observations just an anomaly because I watched a particularly bad game?
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            • #36
              Yes, most soccer games are worse than what you describe.
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              • #37
                Speer, I didn't have you so much in mind. France v Uruguay was a crap game.

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                • #38

                  English goalie is a steaming geriatric pile of crap!
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                  • #39
                    So apparently world-class soccer goalkeepers can't even stop easy shots? Soccer...
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                    • #40
                      What? Did we win already?
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                      • #41
                        1-1 at halftime.
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                        • #42
                          Watch it be ANOTHER tie
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                          • #43
                            Top clownage from Green.

                            Speer, just stick to basketball, there's a good chap.

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                            • #44
                              Is anyone keeping track of how many ridiculous injury exaggerations there's been?


                              I've seen at least 3 in the first half. Awful.

                              Terrible sportsmanship. Culture of babies.
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                              • #45
                                Top clownage from Green.



                                I'm so happy for David Seaman.

                                Is anyone keeping track of how many ridiculous injury exaggerations there's been?

                                I've seen at least 3 in the first half. Awful.



                                I hope you're not counting Howard. Dude got kicked in the chest.
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