How do you like your mustard?

[Dinner]

Who the hell calls their ex-girlfriend's family and tells them, "Your psycho whore of a daughter/granddaughter/sister is threatening me. WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!?!" ?



Someone who doesn't put mustard on their hamburger, that's who. Freaking weirdos.

Excellent. This post earns five stars!

[ricketyclik]

You poutine loving ****s.

Never heard of it, but I just googled it and wow, that looks delicious :drool:

[Dinner]

Ewww...... Ketchup is definitely the most popular over here in Norway. Never heard of mayo on french fries before.

You need to go to Belgium.

[Dinner]

Never heard of it, but I just googled it and wow, that looks delicious :drool:

Any ****er who puts gravy on fries deserves what he gets be it fagot lumber jack or south pacific convict.

[Dinner]

Never heard of it, but I just googled it and wow, that looks delicious :drool:

Yeah, mother ****er! It is the wet back friendly San Diego equivalent. Yeah, it might be smelly like a Mexican but it tastes good.

[Imran Siddiqui]

What planet are you living on Imran? WHo the hell puts mustard on a hamburger? That's bizarre.

And who DOESN'T put ketchup on hot dogs?! Yeah you put mustard too, but ketchup practically NEEDS to be on a hot dog.

Get out of the twilight zone, Imran.

You are a ****ing philistine. I knew you were one of those no-taste people who puts ketchup on a hot dog. Only kids put ketchup on hot dogs... then we grow up and realize that only mustard needs be on there.

And yes, mustard on hamburgers. That's why Sonic offers their Sonicburger either with mustard or mayo.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Actually really, is this stuff just regional differences? I've never heard of mustard on a hamburger or a hotdog without ketchup but with mayonnaise. What regions of the country do they do this bizarre stuff?

I'm from New Jersey. Ketchup on a hot dog is sacriligious... then again we have more of a New York influence on the shore than a Philly influence.

And for your education

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/679/why-is-there-no-ketchup-on-a-properly-made-hot-dog

Ketchup is destructive of all that is right and just about a properly assembled hot dog (and we're talking about a pure beef hot dog, not one of those things you could serve with dressing on Thanksgiving).

Ketchup smothers the flavor of the hot dog because ketchup makers add sugar to their products. That takes the edge off the highly acidic tomatoes, but it takes the edge off everything else, too.

But--getting back to the original question--you say you like the taste of tomatoes. Fine, then eat tomatoes, as God meant them to be eaten--fresh sliced and piled on top of the hot dog. The recommended ingredients of a hot dog with everything, in order of application, are mustard, relish, chopped onion, sliced tomato, kosher pickle spear, optional peppers, and celery salt.

If you go into an authentic hot dog joint and ask for ketchup on your hot dog, the counterman will pause and look you in the eye. He may or may not say, "Ketchup?" with a tone of disbelief. But you may be certain what he's thinking: "Behold this creature that walks like a man. It wants ketchup on its hot dog."

And of course, Dirty Harry:

[dannubis]

You need to go to Belgium.

DAMN STRAIGHT !!!

Fries go very well with mayo.

I hate ketchup on fries. If I want that taste I will drink sugared vinegar...

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm from New Jersey. Ketchup on a hot dog is sacriligious... then again we have more of a New York influence on the shore than a Philly influence.

They put ketchup on hot dogs in New York, genius.



Once again, Jersey is completely wrong.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Only on the cheap places that don't know how to do it

[Drake Tungsten]

Gray's Papaya is a cherished New York institution, although I really shouldn't expect B&T trash from Jersey to know that.

[Imran Siddiqui]

It is, of course, for the children as Cecil's article and Dirty Harry acknowledge.

[Drake Tungsten]

You can believe whatever ridiculous crap you want, dude. Just don't try to claim a New York basis for your weird Jersey ways when it's clearly not the case.

[SlowwHand]

If I'm going to clog my arteries, it'll be with something better than mayonnaise.

[Al B. Sure!]

New Yorkers are bizarre if they put mayo on a hot dog.

And that place Drake posted can't be cheap if the "Recession Special" for two hot dogs is $4.45!