How do you like your mustard?

[Drake Tungsten]

That's mustard on the Papaya dog, not mayo, you uncultured buffoons.

[Al B. Sure!]

uncultured with regards to hot dog swallowing

[Drake Tungsten]

If swallowing hot, blackened hot dogs is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Al B. Sure!]

be careful, Drake, if you get a little rough, something wet is liable to spray into your mouth.


(assuming they're boiled)

[Drake Tungsten]

The hot juice spraying in your mouth is the best part.

[Thoth]

If I'm going to clog my arteries, it'll be with something better than mayonnaise.

There is nothing better than mayo for clogging arteries.


(note that I'm talking about *real* mayonnaise, not that crap "miracle whip" garbage)

[Al B. Sure!]

Fact: Miracle Whip was developed by Kraft during the Depression when they realized that people couldn't afford full mayonnaise so they watered it down with salad dressing and sold it for cheap.

[Thoth]

Fact: Miracle Whip was developed by Kraft during the Depression when they realized that people couldn't afford full mayonnaise so they watered it down with salad dressing and sold it for cheap.

Fact: Miracle whip is sugary crap that can't compare to the real thing.



Real Mayo
Fries:
Fries with real Mayo

[Al B. Sure!]

eww you're one of them... fries need ketchup, not mayo.

(although I don't eat french fries anymore)

[Thoth]

eww you're one of them... fries need ketchup, not mayo.

Give it a try sometime (with real mayo). You might just like it.

(although I don't eat french fries anymore)

Why on earth not? There's nothing wrong with a few fries now and again.

[Al B. Sure!]

Nah fried carbs... no thanks.

[Thoth]

Nah fried carbs... no thanks.

Fried carbs taste better than boiled carbs.

[SlowwHand]

I don't like very many things that are boiled.

[Thoth]

Boiling is fine, so long as you fry afterwards.

[SlowwHand]

FRY! Yes!