What should I do? (Being Threatened)

[ZEE]

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[Imran Siddiqui]

I'd like to buy you a dictionary.

[Sprayber]

This would be perfect for Jerry Springer or Maury Povich

[ZEE]

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[orange]

:sigh: Speer's life is like a bad soap opera...I go away for five years, come back, and the plot has advanced about a week.

[Asher]

orange

[C0ckney]

hey orange! nice to see you man.

[Asher]

APOLYTON YEARBOOK REPRESENT.

[DRoseDARs]

OK, I gotta ask: Who cast the summoning spell that brought so many of us back recently? Civ5 was announced a while ago, this seems a more recent phenomenon.

[MrFun]

It should be a shock considering that she has been arrested for solicitation and the family has wondered about her extravagant spending habits and living beyond her apparent means. To be fair, it was only her grandmother who I talked to. I suspect her father and uncle might have a different attitude but I'm not going to try to find out.

Funny thing with family is that sometimes they will believe their own family member over someone else in spite of the reality.

[MrFun]

OF COURSE THEY DON'T ****ING BELIEVE YOU. Consider what you're telling them versus what they think they know and what they want to think they know. Listen, stop trying to get her family on your side. Take whatever measures you can and have to to cover your own ****ing ass. If you want somebody on your side, go to people who know you both and have no particular other connection to her.

Solomwi speaks the truth.

[Fve Crathva]

What exactly do you think I should get a lawyer for? I sort of know people but I'd rather not involve them if I don't have to.

All lawyers are trained in ninjitsu and can protect you.

SP

[ZEE]

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[Timexwatch]

Dear Speer,

I'm a little late in my response, but when you spend your week corralling crackheads and little hoodlums who think they're the next incarnation of Elijah Muhammad, you tend to come late to the party. So here you go:

Ever since the "I lost my jacket and I'm getting sent to Lebanon" from a few years ago, I've thought that you're a nice kid, but a bit dopey, much like myself. However, this thread has decisively shifted my opinion to place you in the category of "Window-licking waterhead". Let's examine your stupidity:

"Well I called her family to inform them that she is threatening me (first time I had contact with them since I told them that she was a prostitute). They basically don't believe me and told me they would involve the cops if I were to contact them again.

This is not possible. There is no way with all the evidence short of photographic that I presented to them (not to mention her arrest for solicitation that they already knew about and their suspicions about the source of money for her extravagant spending) that they actually believe she's not a violent prostitute! AM I IN THE ****ING TWILIGHT ZONE?!"

First, where did I call this? Seriously, you couldn't even get laid while dating a hooker, so why would they even take you seriously? Second, you're a goddamn moron for calling them. What did I tell you? Didn't I make it clear that I get paid to save the feeble-minded from themselves? I didn't tell you straight out to STOP CALLING THEM because I want to you to keep your intellectual powder dry in that matchbox-sized magazine of a brain.

alright. Anyone know how retraining orders work? I go up there and file it. Then what? I'd have to go to court with her or something right?

Since you're a Trainable, I ought to get a 'retraining' order on you.

But seriously, go to a legal clinic. I'm sure Temple or some school around there has one. You swear to some facts in front of a judge and he'll issue you an order that needs to be served on someone the circumscribes the conditions in which that person may interact with you. If the dumbest of the dumb in Washington can swear out our equivalent of a restraining order in D.C., I'm sure you can manage. Try not to get too stupid and start eating the triplicate forms.

It should be a shock considering that she has been arrested for solicitation and the family has wondered about her extravagant spending habits and living beyond her apparent means. To be fair, it was only her grandmother who I talked to. I suspect her father and uncle might have a different attitude but I'm not going to try to find out.

As I scroll down the thread, you have started to redeem youself, Speer. Color me speechless.

What exactly do you think I should get a lawyer for? I sort of know people but I'd rather not involve them if I don't have to.

Because the pen is mightier than your self-restraint, and if you consult one now on how to document your interactions and how to get a restraining order, you can save yourself the hassle of getting locked up if she accuses you of stalking, harassment, etc. Would you rather a little embarrassment from some people over a bad relationship, or would you rather be embarrassed that the berets Jerome and Pepe made you wear after they claimed you coming out of county jail intake don't match your jumpsuit? (Link NSFW)

[Alexander's Horse]

My prostitute ex girlfriend

I lost interest at this point