How are YOU telling BP to go **** itself?

[KrazyHorse]

State legislatures often aren't full time and so they don't bother to take pointless, meaningless laws off of the books.

Exactly. Just like it's actually illegal in New Jersey to be Jewish. the law is occasionally enforced, but the fine is only a half-penny so everybody just pays it and continues with their business.

[Hauldren Collider]

DNA tests

xpost

KH: cite it

[KrazyHorse]

For you, a quarter-penny with DNA test.

[Hauldren Collider]

Well played

[Asher]

DNA tests

xpost

KH: cite it

I don't think it needs to be YOU impregnating. I think the implication is you can use, for instance, a random goat's semen to knock the **** up my ****ing goat.

[Hauldren Collider]

Where is the burden of proof?

[KrazyHorse]

DNA tests

xpost

KH: cite it

[Hauldren Collider]

I was kidding, KH.

Though part of me was half-hoping there actually was a law like that on the books so I could get a kick out of it.

[KrazyHorse]

Half of me believes you.

[Al B. Sure!]

In particular, stripped-down and approximate.

Good enough to demonstrate that you're paying far too much for risk when you day trade equities.

Go play the casino and invest the rest in some sort of passively-managed fund.

I assumed a 1% rfr, I'm getting implied volatility of 96.5% though I may be doing something wrong. I don't really remember this very well.

[Al B. Sure!]

Implied volatilities:

JUL 29 Call: 96.5%
JUL 30 Call: 89%

JUL 29 Put: 88.5%
JUL 30 Put: 83.5%

Am I doing this right?

[KrazyHorse]

Implied volatilities:

JUL 29 Call: 96.5%
JUL 30 Call: 89%

JUL 29 Put: 88.5%
JUL 30 Put: 83.5%

Am I doing this right?

No.

[KrazyHorse]

Unless those are annual implied vols, of course...

[Al B. Sure!]

http://www.tradingtoday.com/black-scholes?callorput=c&strike=29&stock=29.68&time=17&volatility=96.5&interest=1

[KrazyHorse]

yes, looks like annual vol...